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• BugleFingers@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.

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• aheadofthekrauts@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor Gendolfyn trying to milk a male ent after mistaking it as a female.

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• satanmat@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why Grandpa was never allowed back in the Zoo

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Milk the morning milkwood, but check your hubris and never take on bigger ent than you can deep-take. If needed, call your fiends to make the process easier.

  And dont forget to use protection if you see flowers blooming on the mighty v tree dong. Unless millions of little saplings fighting their way out of your balls sound like a good time to you (no judging).

  Lastly, don’t mind a little moss on the bark, it’s a style choice, but it’s customary to take any mushrooms for breakfast (a delicacy known as HoneyShroom DickCheesea)

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural

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• Ulfenstein@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Daddy nature

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• ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bukak-tree

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What they don’t tell you about becoming a vampire is how you actually shrink if you don’t feed often enough.

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• Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “That day, Paul felt something deep inside him awalen.”

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• DjMeas@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Morning wood.

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• Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Schlongsom wronks the dongle.

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• Francisco@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Original sketches for the drinking scene on the Predator movie.

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Herbal essence in yo mouff!

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• DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have the power!

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• Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After pruning make sure to not let any of natures free refreshments go to waste

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• adam_y@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’ve got wood, you’ve got something to drink.

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• Metans@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After playing the Resident Evil 3 Remake, Gerald went out into the woods to recreate that one scene from the Power Station

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• rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A skilled shooter retracts their mouth from the split barreled blow gun after shooting it in the prone position.

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