ProfessorOwl_PhD
@ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net
- Comment on lab toys 1 week ago:
Interesting, I seem to have the opposite condition - something breaks, then they ask me to look at it and by the time I get there it’s working perfectly again.
- Comment on wild seals 2 weeks ago:
If a cat weighed 300 pounds, had the intelligence of a toddler and the morals of a seagull, it would be a dog. It’s just a dog. Seals are exactly sea puppers, people just don’t know what a pupper really is.
- Comment on Russia to deploy 10,000 North Korean troops against Ukraine within ‘weeks’, Pentagon says 3 weeks ago:
Rutte spoke in Brussels after a high-level South Korean delegation, including top intelligence and military officials as well as senior diplomats, briefed the alliance’s 32 national ambassadors at Nato headquarters.
The South Koreans showed no evidence of North Korean troops in Kursk, according to European officials who were present for the 90-minute exchange
Smells like Saddam’s WMD’s all of a sudden.
- Comment on Chief thought Skripal poisoning could be 'act of war' 3 weeks ago:
No, the generic you doesn’t have the history and context of “you people”, and even if it did, using “you people” to refer to groups that people choose to join (i.e the British Government) isn’t a problematic use. The whole point of "you people"being used against ethnic minorities is that it lumps people together as if their skin colour automatically means they follow specific ideologies. The point of an organisation like a government is that they are all working under the same ideology.
- Comment on Chief thought Skripal poisoning could be 'act of war' 3 weeks ago:
Generic you, as in institutions of British government, not specific you, as in Niel Basu.
- Comment on Chief thought Skripal poisoning could be 'act of war' 3 weeks ago:
he said: “To leave that lying around anywhere on foreign soil is the most unbelievably reckless disregard for human life I’ve ever witnessed.”
bro wait until you find out what you’ve been doing in the middle east
- Comment on Nahh 4 weeks ago:
Crocodile, shark, pill bug… They’re all creatures that are now famed as “living fossils”. Even looks like a coeleocanth fin in one of the panels.
- Comment on Campaigners tie baby slings to statues in call for better UK paternity leave 2 months ago:
I just want to be absolutely clear here, to make sure that you fully understand the question, because your answer suggests you don’t: It’s not couple of weeks a year, it’s just a couple of weeks, right at the start, and it’s not a holiday, you have to look after the baby at its most helpless during those extra weeks of leave. Are you sure that you consider a few extra weeks of looking after a child to be worth 18 years of looking after the child? Like I’m not doing a silly hypothetical where I ask if you consider yourself more or less likely to consider having a child in future, I am asking you, personally, if you will be having a child and raising it should men recieve more paternal leave.
- Comment on Campaigners tie baby slings to statues in call for better UK paternity leave 2 months ago:
Would you honestly take on at least 18 years of responsibility for another human being in exchange for a couple of weeks off work? Do you seriously consider that an incentive?
- Comment on Burning Up 2 months ago:
Use Kelvin then, 314°K is a way bigger number
- Comment on Swedish church leaders seek to ban fathers giving the bride away 2 months ago:
could be interpreted as an
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- Comment on Pilot killed after Western-donated F-16 fighter jet crash in Ukraine 2 months ago:
…you think the Ukrainians are lying about losing one of their own jets?
- Comment on Golden age of English universities could be over, says head of watchdog 2 months ago:
Right, so uni fees don’t need raising, they need funding given back.
- Comment on Golden age of English universities could be over, says head of watchdog 2 months ago:
domestic undergraduate fees remaining frozen since 2012
Not untrue, but they like tripled or quadrupled fees a few years before then, so I’m pretty sure it still accounts for inflation.
- Comment on The trouble with England – why rioting in the UK has not spread to Scotland and Wales 3 months ago:
Your position is based on your assumption that unionists in northern Ireland are representative of Irish people rather than English people, despite an ongoing race war over their englishness. Catholic and protestant communities are still walled off from each other to maintain the relative peace. The idea that imperialism and colonialism are some unimportant detail of the past is preposterous, they’re ongoing issues that make up the core of northern Irish politics.
- Comment on The trouble with England – why rioting in the UK has not spread to Scotland and Wales 3 months ago:
You don’t belong here, reactionary. Would you tell First Nations Americans that the white Europeans occupying their lands are real Americans, representative of them? Do you tell Palestinians that their occupiers are Palestinians?
Like I don’t understand why you’d bring such an obviously ignorant take to the table - do you genuinely know nothing of why it’s Ireland and Northern Ireland? Do you know nothing of the Troubles? Do you think the violence and ethnoreligious lines just disappeared when the good Friday agreement was signed? Do you not know about them because your education was inexpensive?
- Comment on The trouble with England – why rioting in the UK has not spread to Scotland and Wales 3 months ago:
Not sure if you heard, but Ireland had this big thing over the English living there. Northern Irish protestants are English.
- Comment on Schools to teach children how to spot fake news and ‘putrid’ conspiracies online 3 months ago:
right wing vs left wing conspiracies
- Comment on 🐊🐓🦖 3 months ago:
No, it’s a joke about dinosaur taxonomy. A statistics joke would still fit though, this is science memes, not dinosaur memes.
- Comment on 🐊🐓🦖 3 months ago:
No, the joke is that crocodiles aren’t dinosaurs despite looking like them and being around at the same time, just closely related, while birds technically are dinosaurs, just not the big lizards of 64 million years ago.
- Comment on Phish-Friendly Domain Registry “.top” Put on Notice 3 months ago:
second only to domains ending in “.com.”
- Comment on We unleashed Facebook and Instagram’s algorithms on blank accounts. They served up sexism and misogyny 3 months ago:
No you won’t, if you were the type to self crit you would have just done it instead of assuring me it’ll happen. Also it is on topic and our nation is far from fine, by any definition of the word.
I don’t know what that last line is supposed to mean, but your latching onto name calling suggests you’re incapable of forming a coherent argument and can only argue against people being mean to you, not against their actual points.
At least we can be sure you’re not lying about being from Bradford.
- Comment on We unleashed Facebook and Instagram’s algorithms on blank accounts. They served up sexism and misogyny 3 months ago:
Yeah you’re totally right, people come and here and post for literally no reason whatsoever all the time. Completely normal to post without any form of motivation behind it. Like obviously there’s absolutely no motive behind your accusations of “agenda posting”, you just slapped a random set of letters and they happened to form those words.
Maybe you should examine what you really mean when you accuse other people of having an agenda. - Comment on We unleashed Facebook and Instagram’s algorithms on blank accounts. They served up sexism and misogyny 3 months ago:
Everyone has an agenda you fucking nonce. Anyway I’m firing off reports about your harrassment of new accounts.
- Comment on Do Krimes 4 months ago:
Australian crime scenes. Duh.
- Comment on How are they this naive 6 months ago:
I’m not sure if you understand that we’re comparing how long it takes a bear to kill someone to a person’s entire remaining life span. I can absolutely 100% guarantee that a bear kills you a lot faster than natural aging.
And no, obviously it isn’t because of people like me, I actually respect women and their opinions - you, on the other hand, are very happy to diminish them and tell them to shut up because you know better. You demean and objectify them like every common or garden rapist - you, specifically, are exactly the type of man they’re thinking about in the hypothetical.
- Comment on How are they this naive 6 months ago:
Delete this you fucking child, it’s embarrassing that you would misinterpret their choice this much - women aren’t thinking about fucking the bear, its your obsession with fucking that threatens them - the unwillingness to see the world from any point of view but your own.
Do not think that women are thinking about a best case scenario in this question: they are very much thinking about how much they’d rather be killed quickly than raped by someone like you and left traumatised for the rest of their lives. Men like you who laugh at the idea that you’re more threatening than a bear haven’t just misunderstood their answers, you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the question.
- Comment on Surprised no one has noticed yet 6 months ago:
Amazon has also been stealing people’s information and credit card numbers. eBay, instacart, even stores like Walmart and target. We have to stop this epidemic of people giving their addresses and paying online in exchange for items being delivered to their houses.
- Comment on Afghanistan interpreter told his British citizenship bars family from UK visa 6 months ago:
The cruelty is the point.
- Comment on Caption this. 6 months ago:
Bukak-tree