Don’t forget that he also didn’t found Tesla
RIP in pieces
Submitted 8 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Igloojoe@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Correct! He sued his way into being called a founder.
I cant say I know what this shithead has contributed to society if anything but a place for toXicity to grow.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Apparently the ghost of Elon doesn’t like this, telling from the downvotes
Default_Defect@midwest.social 8 months ago
Broke his back trying to suck his own dick. Sad.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
That shit’s serious, LA’s local sexpot suffered the dame fate
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He should have just got that surgery that Marilyn Manson got lol
Syn_Attck@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Ah yes, the infamous rib removal. That’s why he doesn’t walk anymore, he just kind of stumbles in the direction he’s currently flailing in.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
He’s not really dead. Made me look though.
tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 months ago
thank you ivwas looking through comments to check
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh how I wish this was true. Would have made this world a better place.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 8 months ago
The absolute beauty of this: readers adding context without denying the actual content of the message. Glorious.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I knew it was a fake headline when it said ‘sadly.’
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just means he passed away in sadness
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The life was the sad part. At least this way his atoms have a chance of binding to new things to make something more useful. Like a slime mold or a meth rock.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m sure there’s a deadman’s switch on all the Teslas, Neuralinks and SpaceX/Starlink so we’d all know for sure he was dead.
If we live that long.
muse@fedia.io 8 months ago
Exactly like Mr House in Fallout NV. everyone will know
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’ll have to try it, I love retro games.
taanegl@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They all just stop, let out a digital streak, as all the LED’s turn blood red…
Prepare for the wreckoning…
frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
For a moment I was very happy.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Its only a hearbeat away
problematicPanther@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Im living do or die, what can I say?
_lilith@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So sad to see that impostor account on x pretending to be him, just tasteless really
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 months ago
No! Not rest in pieces! It took me soo long to realise that rip stands for rest in peace and not rest in pieces
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Flughoernchen@feddit.de 8 months ago
Rip in pies
Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 months ago
Rip in pies in pies in pies in pies in pies in pies in pies…
I love recrusive acronymns
gimsy@feddit.it 8 months ago
I thought, depending on context, might mean rest in peace or rest in piss…
samus12345@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It says “RIP in pieces”, so “Rest in peace in pieces.”
Tixanou@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s “Rest In Pizza”, actually.
essell@lemmy.world 8 months ago
One day when he dies, no one will believe it and that will be his fault!
Nommer@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
If only…
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Don’t do that. Don’t get my hopes up.