JESUS SCARES
“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”
Submitted 8 months ago by lars@lemmy.sdf.org to [deleted]
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x4740N@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Total 60s horror movie vibes!
can@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
THE HOES
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Movie trailer voice:
He gets us
In theaters this Halloween, Jesus Scares
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
[Audience screams at a Jesus jump scare]
He gotcha
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wtf is up with the whole’ god fearing christian’ thing anyway? No way I’m going in to any belief where I’m supposed to fear the omnipresent being
ItsAFake@lemmus.org 8 months ago
Remember when you were a kid and you feared your parents wrath if you did something wrong, but then you grew up and didn’t need to have a parent scolding you? Well these people still need parenting by a big scary adult.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ah, they really took the children of god literally
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
If it works for dictatorial despots who pay lip service, but nothing more, for their followers’ wellbeing, then why wouldn’t it work for the gods?
RandomStickman@kbin.run 8 months ago
They mean it when they talk about the "fear of god"
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
and yet
fear of god
is technically and delightfully ambiguously either:
- fear that others have of god
- fear that god has of others
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 8 months ago
lars: “Boo!!” God: "Ohmyme! 😱 😭 "
hperrin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Boo!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
JE US SCARES
random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Guy who wants you to love thy neighbor and turn the other cheek, but still thinks old testament genocide, torture, maiming and murder of women and children is still ok, would scare me too.
havokdj@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s not exactly right, the new testament is literally the abolishing of the old testament
samus12345@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And yet it’s still part of the Christian Bible.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Agreed, that’s how it should be, but so many jackasses cling on to it to fuel their hate and prejudice over the history that can we really call it abolished?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jésùs Carès
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Simple solution, flip it upside down.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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Frozzie@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I love how this isn’t fixing anything at all