You said I could eat anything, right?

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• Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Happy Meal ©®™

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I kind of want this as a lamp…

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    • XTornado@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You could set certains plants under it.

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• Olmai@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The executioner looking at me after I asked to eat him as my last meal

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine going through the trouble to eat the entire chair, only to find that they have another one.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Time to order dessert

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• wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d be so nervous during my last meal that I’d definitely puke and never want to eat that dish again, so I would make sure to pick something I don’t like.

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  • LostXOR@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That makes sens- Wait a minute...

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    • Johanno@feddit.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Imagine getting metal tattoos so you can safely guide the power through you body

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• Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  https://explosm.net/comics/rob-lastmeal

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So, unfunny fact. In Texas, the nation’s leader in state sanctioned executions, you don’t get to order anything. Because my mayor is an absolute piece of shit, we ended the practice way back in 2011.

  Now death row inmates receive the same inedible crap served to the rest of the building for their final meal.

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  yfw you apparently forgot you get executed by firing squad

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  • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who cares zappy chair = tasty

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Congrats, you now die of starvation.

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d probably try Fugu if I had to order my last meal. I also doubt they would bother to cook it properly so I would avoid my sentence (officially).

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• nieceandtows@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your executioner might be a robot

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• Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s rich in iron.

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• EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I ever get the death penalty I’m going to eat a huge amount of food that I know will give me a giant volcano of diarrhea.

  I’m never going to hurt anyone, but all these new censorship laws going around and me being as subversive as I tend to be…some of the jokes I make. Yeah.

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Michel Lotito would probably pull this off

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  • EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dead men eat no chairs…

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