Dressed to kill (my heart)

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• Signtist@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I honestly can’t tell if sending this to my wife would go over very well or very poorly.

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She a buttery snacc?

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    • Signtist@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She’s my buttery snacc.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wisdom is knowing better than to try.

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    • june@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Audacity is doing it anyway.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you have to wonder, I wouldn’t

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    • Signtist@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Too late, I already sent it. She loved it.

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• Klear@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  from the dumpy potato to the succulent french fry, nothing satisfies hunger quite like food

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We are ALL potatoes on this great day.

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Speak for yourself.

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• JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Potoooooooos (pronounced poht-eight-O’s)

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  • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It is weird that we say things that suck are like a potato. Potatoes don’t suck. Quite the opposite.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I kinda like referring to super low res memes that have been jpeg’d to death as potatoes tho

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• Tobberone@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

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  • 15liam20@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Give it to us raw and wriggling.

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• Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where I’m from, that’s when you start calling her Sweet Tater.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world

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• muculent@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s when you let her know you’ve always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You’ve got her smothered and covered.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This lemming fucks

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I assume you’re not married to Marge Simpson.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am not married at all, I just thought the meme was cute and funny

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• key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your wife is delectable.

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My aspirational wifey sure is, yes

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• Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s the upper left ?

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s called a “loaded baked potato” usually has cheese, bacon, chives and sour cream or something on top of, you’ve guessed it, a baked potato. It’s so good.

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    • june@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought it was a twice baked potato.

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