How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
Behold the O.R.B.
Submitted 8 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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Comments
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 months ago
RHSJack@lemmy.world 8 months ago
This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.
z500@startrek.website 8 months ago
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
thorbot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
SIR, STOP! THE ORB HAS DETECTED YOU ARE ENGAGING IN PUBLIC URINATION. STOP. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. Gasps THE ORB HAS DECIDED TO GRANT YOU MERCY
H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
That’s some Evangelion shit
Lemonspeed@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ia! Shub Niggurath
jelloeater85@lemmy.world 8 months ago
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 months ago
How much black stuff that’s in the ground water in Ohio
CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Operation Rustys Blanket
flicker@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Orders Regarding Bodyguard
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Political Party #1: THERE’S A BLACK ORB! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Political Party #2: The Black Orb is our saviour, embrace the Black Orb.
chtk@feddit.nl 8 months ago
How do Black Orb and Glow Cloud’s opinion on foreign policy compare?
I’m still on the fence.
Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Vegas moment
Abnorc@lemm.ee 8 months ago
It’s finally done? Glad to see some of thaose taxpayer dollars going to good use.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
All hail the orb, for it is vast and all knowing
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
O R B
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Are these just a bunch of bots? Why would they engage in a post that intentionally removed all context of the tweet the image was featured in?
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 months ago
It’s a shitpost so it come with or without context.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 8 months ago
“HA HA BIG SPHERE SO FUNNY HA HA WHAT A RIOT.”
lelgenio@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Do you guys think I look fat in this pic? be honest!
thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Ol’ Round Biggie
cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
Ol’ Round Bastard
DampCanary@lemmy.world 8 months ago
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
If that’s just one orbit, data density is very low.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
THE ORB CAN KISS MY ASS FOR IT IS HERESY.
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD \O_O/
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Image
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Thanks for context, post made zero sense without it.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
The golden gate bridge is already humming for us, fyi: www.sacbee.com/news/…/article271063192.html