Submitted 3 months ago by CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Image is captioned: “The dinosaurs didn’t “rule the Earth”, they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly did not have.”
Image is an artist’s rendition of dinosaurs in a prehistoric scene
When dinosaurs anarchist collectived the earth.
They literally had a tyrant lizard king. Like a giant, evil, apex predator Jim Morrison. This implies some government structure, but obviously could have predated the rise of bureaucracy.
Robert California wasn’t that bad.
Besides, it was really the ants who ruled the Earth. I mean, who do think ordered that ‘meteorite’ to kill the dinosaurs? We better watch out before they come for us.
They’re too busy at war with each other, although they’re apparently beginning to develop pre-WWI era chains of alliances spanning across continents now, so maybe be on the lookout for ant sized landmines and mustard gas munitions.
So they are behind the “human made” climate change, I see
downvote for lack of feathers. smh.
Dinosaur administrators: no point spending money on a space program, we need to solve our problems here on Earth first.
To be fair to the dinosaurs, even after the meteor, Earth was still the most habitable planet in the solar system
Tyrannosaurus Rex says: Don’t need a lot of admin skills when it’s a tyranny.
While we’re at it, could people please stop calling birds dinosaurs?
Birds are dinosaurs in the same way as humans and whales are small, rat-like creatures
There are plenty of rat like humans.
But enough about Pete Buttigieg…
Except dinosaurs are a huge clade with a ton of different species of animals in it.
Saying birds are a type of dinosaur is more like saying humans are mammals, which is true.
You’re even more correct than you think. They’re also literally classified as dinosaurs, as per my other reply.
Biologist here.
This is incorrect. Via Wikipedia:
Birds are feathered theropod dinosaurs and constitute the only known living dinosaurs. Likewise, birds are considered reptiles in the modern cladistic sense of the term, and their closest living relatives are the crocodilians. Birds are descendants of the primitive avialans (whose members include Archaeopteryx) which first appeared during the Late Jurassic.
iguanodon on the left was my favourite childhood dinosaur, I don’t fucking know why I went with such a low key dinosaur but they are super cool
I remember doing a report on those in grade school. Ngl I don’t remember anything about them except for their spiky thumbs
stabby fingers
Also, their arms were pretty short, so they weren't the best at handwriting or typing skills. I doubt they'd made good Administrative assistants, except they have a tendency to eat anyone that stands in their way - so, they have that going for them.
Reminds me of that Saturday morning cartoon from the 90s about dinosaurs.
Ooh, found it… such nostalgia.
It reminds me of this banger youtu.be/3_SFb4gNWHc
Yeah, fuck ’em
As someone in this thread said, Ants are actually ruling the world. I mean how are they still alive after all this years?
What about Tyrannosaurus Rex?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They may not have ruled, but that’s only because the cave-MAN was keeping them down.
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“It’s a living…”