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• uzay@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s the matter? Cat got your shlong?

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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p

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• TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All cat owners can relate 😔

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is the dick slit horizontal?

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  • ItsAFake@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.

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  • mononomi@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yours isn’t?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sick dick

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    • tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I see

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  • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded

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  • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only compatible with women from Asia

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• 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We do actually tell this to kids around here “be good or a cat will get your pee pee”.

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  • norbert@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In just a few short years they'll be very interested in feeding their pee pees to kitties.

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My thoughts exactly… kids, you have no idea what you’re missing.

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man

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• Nei@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literally WTF.

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  • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is what it feels like to look at a meme with NO context. 300 years from now, people will be going to college to study archeology and learning about OAG, rage faces, and soyjak.

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  • psud@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Detachable penis

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Aahhhhh, fuck. What’s a cat’s nose look like again?”

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  • c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I’ll just wing the difference 'tween 'em.”

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren’t painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle’s Poetics.

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• thesmokingman@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s really cool!

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• lolcatnip@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This isn’t just random weirdness. There was apparently a point in the middle aged when a lot of people believed cats would steal men’s genitals.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wtf

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gotta stop leaving that thing next to the litter box!

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• littletranspunk@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back

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