Submitted 1 year ago by L4s@lemmy.world [bot] to technology@lemmy.world
https://9to5mac.com/2024/01/11/tim-cook-total-pay-compensation-2023/
Apple CEO Tim Cook’s total pay drops to $63 million for 2023.::Apple today published its annual proxy statement for investors, revealing a number of details about executive compensation, shareholder proposals, and more. Notably,…
Poor bastard. It’s going to be a challenge living on an eight digit salary, making more in half a day than I do in a year…
a year? i don’t make that much in 10!
i could live a whole long life with what this guy makes in a week.
You make less than 9k a year? Are you a teenager, or living in a low cost country?
That poor, poor man. My heart goes out to him.
He’s about to quit Netflix and avocado toasts SMH
Poor guy. Better start a gofundme right now.
You could buy an Apple branded polishing cloth. Pretty much the same as a donation.
I would but I’m afraid my android phone is not on the list of compatible devices 😞
I bet he still tastes great with some BBQ sauce on. Eat that fat cunt.
Would it even be cannibalism? I’m pretty sure all the billionaires are some form of reptiles.
Oh no, how will he live? He better pull himself up by the bootstraps and stop eating avocado toast.
Eat the rich!
Better cut down on the avos then
On no, poor man, how he can survive on this small Salaray which is more money than all of us in the comments will collectively see in our life in this miserably dystopia.
My cold dead heart goes out to the reptile.
Is Tim Apple going to be okay?
Pffft, look at this loser over here, only making $63 million. Maybe he’ll have to start cutting back on the avocado toast to make ends meet now.
Fucking capitalists
That’s why we don’t see him wearing a vision pro. The poor guy can’t afford it.
Someone make him a gofundme
waaay less of a drop than apple’s prestige and UX quality since jobs
Thots and preggers
He’s almost too poor for having a private army now.
Oh no
He is so cool like jobs. He was able to give one dollar extra to 63million of his employees. So generous!
No wait that’s 161,000 employees so that’s $391 dollars each!
At my work, they gave us 500 bucks each plus a couple of days off. That guy, what a fuckin clown 🤡.
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Poayjay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If you figure each engineer costs apple $250,000 a year, that’s the equivalent of 250 engineers. Could you imagine what apple could accomplish with 5 extra engineering departments? In what world is this one guy worth that much?
vexikron@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Our world!
You know, the Clown World timeline!
sugarfree@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are you serious? He’s worth way more than 63m, he’s the best CEO of any company in recent memory. The growth of Apple under Tim Cook will be studied for a long time.
nullPointer@programming.dev 1 year ago
I got a picture of his ass in my wallet, if you just wanna kiss that.
noodlejetski@lemm.ee 1 year ago
he won’t see this
redcalcium@lemmy.institute 1 year ago
Obviously the best CEO of all time was VOC’s CEO. Other CEOs are pale in comparison and should learn from his revolutionary leadership such as raising private army, monopolizing spice trades, device-and-conquering local kingdoms, and burning local crops to control CV commodities price /s
the_q@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What makes him the best?
YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
An engineer costs a lot more than that if they have health and life insurance and any other benefits through the company. Disclaimer - I don’t know if Apple employees have benefits.
fluxion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Like, 10% more
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As an engineer, this is bullshit
rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
If we use our own criteria to evaluate Apple’s success (and wage distribution), then it makes no sense from its very beginning. Just like with any company.
lung@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m pretty sure that you could use one of those departments to fully automate management. Just go full data-driven and tie salaries to revenue. The engineers can take it from there, they’re plenty smart