Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin

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• TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  grateful? to date his ass? smh

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He didn’t discover electricity.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Next you’ll be telling me he didn’t invent kites.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How dare you rewrite US history?

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• SnoringEarthworm@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “A traveling merchant approaches you on a windy roa-”

  “Okay, fire. I shove him to the side, and see if there’s any BWILA behind him.”

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s an assassins creed mission where Benjamin Franklin reads you half of the MILF letter.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  GILFs*, to clarify. Benny was talking about post-menopausal women.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Phenomenal read. Number 5 is the best

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

    LMFAO the way this is so ol’ timey worded is killing me

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I said I like a woman who takes care of her toes, I don’t need a treatise!

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Makes sense, GILFS are wild in bed because every time may be the last...

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Holy shit #5. “And now my love, it is time for you to don the coital basket”

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m more going to remember “in the dark, all cats are grey” lol

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That oldussy just as good bois

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

    I’m honestly not sure how to take this, considering he died of syphilis

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    GILFs*, to clarify. Benny was talking about post-menopausal women

    Damn, US Presidents have gone full circle …

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    • JayneCobbHat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He wasn’t a president though

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  • raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not only the milf type but also the ass type!

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He also said that in the dark, it makes no difference how they look

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “In the dark all cats are grey” - it’s a phrase that pre-dates him but he certainly made it his own.

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