That explains the shiny nose

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• Pacmanlives@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor Rudolph has a really bad herpes outbreak going on right now

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  • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I heard mpox was making a return, but damn!

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate that fucking song. I would get great pleasure out of popping all of those balloons with an epi pen.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I honestly hate the vast majority of Christmas music. And I’ve never worked retail. God I feel awful for anyone who had to work that sector between November and January.

    Last Christmas gets a pass though. I kinda love Wham

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• Metz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That looks like something that escaped SCP containment…

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• phillycodehound@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is terrifying

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• GiddyGap@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trypophobia triggered.

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• avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t afford it.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  pop

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill.

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• user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That would make him very pop-ular.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ♫ Rudoph the Red-nose reindeer, has a really swollen nose ♫

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• numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can appreciate that a lot of effort went into creating this, but I can’t help but think of that line from Jurassic Park – something along the lines of “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should” and I know that science and scienticians have little to nothing to do with this abomination but the pertinence of the message is never the less relevant.

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