Same?... Yes, Same

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• Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, once you are an adult...you can make your own decisions on both issues.

  Until then I would suggest not doing either.

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  • Yondoza@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Great advice!

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• IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can always laser them to get rid of either.

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  • Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just ask Anikin

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  • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Works for both

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    • Llewellyn@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the joke

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  • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s pretty violent

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  • IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Just have your friend draw on your arm.”

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You again? Buddy, put some pants on already

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• KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Children aren’t necessarily permanent…

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  • Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Depends on the state and access to coat hangers.

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  • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because they grow up and leave the nest 🙃

    • Mum xxx

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Neither are wives!

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here’s hoping! 🤞

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wife and children aren’t permanent. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You haven’t been married to crazy I see. Even if you manage to get away, the scars are forever.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh but I have.

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• tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t fix a tattoo with a shovel and garbage bags.

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  • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, not with that attitude...

    First step, get the blade of the shovel as sharp as possible.

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    • painfulasterisk@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It reminded me of this episode of Happy Tree Friends

      youtu.be/RO7Q1tMGE7g?si=iu0AoOWevzaau9N0

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• psy32nd@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well we can’t get divorced with a tattoo!

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  • XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tattoos won’t ask you for child support…

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    • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But they can still cause years of irritation…

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tattoo removal exists and whether it’s as painful and expensive as a divorce varies 🤷

    Also, most tattoos you don’t like can be made into something better by a skilled tattoo artist. I guess that’s kinda sorta the equivalent of couple’s therapy?

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Man, Squidward is a catch. Steady job, owns a sizable house, is an artist, musician, and performer.

  If i had to choose from the cast, I’d like to be pink octopus so I could woo Squidward 😍

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