I was at a friend's house

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• Diplomjodler@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope you tipped generously.

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  • MrGerrit@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, but just the tip.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Money from their mutual vacation fund

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s one well-constructed stripper pole.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I had German engineers build me a shower one time.

      That was a mistake.

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• Gregu@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nothing wrong with supporting the supporting the Mrs’ career

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• yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did…

    Did he subscribe?

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    • yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s no follow up.

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• Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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• CPMSP@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just remember,

  There is no sex in the champagne room.

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  • MrGerrit@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If a girl have a pierced tongue, she’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

    If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      4jtcaf

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    • Belzebubulubu@mujico.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  maxresdefault-2544444923 wife’s boyfriend be like

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What was her stripper name?

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  • Signtist@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That Einstein’s name? George Washington.

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