Success is built through GAMBA

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• EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the government bailout when their gamble fails.

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  • kpw@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only applies if you won enough already.

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    • c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Get enough of the country on your payroll and you can just claim it’s bad for the economy if you go under.

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• darq@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Except if you have enough money, it's not even gambling anymore. The only way you'd lose is if everybody loses.

  And that's completely ignoring the fact that enough money lets you influence the rules of the game to tilt the odds in your favour.

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  • Techmaster@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Once you have enough money you can make even more by betting against others’ success.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And if you’re only slightly rich (as in, daddy’s a lawyer) you can afford to gamble, lose, and then try again.

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• merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you’re rich you can afford to gamble, lose and try again.

  If you’re poor, you can gamble, win, and then have to spend your winnings helping out your family and community. Like, paying for the operation your uncle needs but couldn’t afford, or helping mom’s friend from church avoid losing her home.

  This is a reason that a lot of poor-person owned businesses don’t grow. They may start strong, but then the business owner has trouble continuing to invest.

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  • vivadanang@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    very well put.

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• ChaRRdude33@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you telling me my gambling addiction will finally pay off??!

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Most gamblers quit right before they become rich

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    • PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Quitter’s Fallacy.

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  • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not unless you do it outside a golden palace that abstracts your money into vouchers and chips.

    But generally wealthy people make more gambles in business, partnership, accountability, other people's lives and social welfare, and the general stability of the world.

    Like say becoming an arms dealer then paying the cost of a F-150 economy package to a couple senators and having them spend their endless war chests with no audits or oversight on some missiles to kill some goat farmers or something.

    Or creating a pesticide with the upside of remaining active in soil for 4 or 5 centuries (and recycling in the human liver for up to a year after exposure) and having it produced in an impoverished southern town and then exported to French Polynesia so they can continue to grow cloned banana trees.

    Or like taking doctors on nice yacht lunches and golf trips and telling yes you really have developed a non addictive opioid.

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  • jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was any of your ancestors a particularly successful mass murderer in the middle ages and/or a recent civil war?

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    • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, depending on your definition of mass murderer, you can safely say yes.

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  • 0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you gambling with your money or other people's?

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Successful people have massive heads, got it

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  • Duralf@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s because they don’t put work on them.

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• Klear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i.ytimg.com/vi/K6EsvUt6Ksw/maxresdefault.jpg

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hmm, this makes me want to play Lemmings again for some reason.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I recommend Humanity as a modern strange take on it.

    store.steampowered.com/app/1581480/Humanity/

    (Is available on PS+ Extra as well)

    Also reminded me of Timekeepers, which is another old Amiga game which I suspect nobody here will remember.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuuuck that takes me back to the dos days. They dont make games like they used to (in pure assembly I mean)

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some madlads still do. Retro City Rampage (which is already over 10 years old now, damn) was ported to the NES, so that’s some 6502 Assembly work there.

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• MeanEYE@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image is actually cut off. What’s missing is below each person there’s a swimming pool. For poor people it’s filled with water, for successful it’s filled with money.

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• SharkAttak@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be realistic, shouldn't the stair be made of first panel's WORK piles?

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• JustMy2c@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Give All Matters Bullish Attention

  Or what does it stand for?

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  • sparky678348@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not an acronym

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    • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      INAA?

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    • JustMy2c@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So it just means Shrimp? Hmm kay

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Agree?

  /s

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• Jackcooper@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who is this guy I’ve now seen in two gambling memes

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  • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I call him GAMBLOR

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    • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      New Masters of the Universe hero dropped

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• Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wee lambs -

  Gambol gambol gambol

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• jkmooney@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bullshit

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• sour@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  think of the children ._.

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