“Is God real?”
“I dunno but I’ve killed at least half a dozen things pretending to be one.”
Philosophical franchises
Submitted 11 months ago by Lydia_K@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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Technus@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
meldrik@lemmy.wtf 11 months ago
I am a simple man. I see Stargate. I click upvote. Simple.
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Someone expand this with more franchises…
Farscape: “Hi god, it’s me, John. If you’re out there, give me a sign!” Scorpius: “You’re out of your mind John.”
Dr. Who: (David Tennant) “It’s taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!” (Second frame) pouty face
Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Okay, lost it at pouty face.
Firefly: Book: “I believe there’s a power greater than men, a power that heals.” Mal: “Reavers might take issue with that philosophy.”
Mirshe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“You’re welcome on my ship. God ain’t.”
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He was such a a quitter. One suicide and he gave up. He just needed to jump back and give her a motivational speech when she was a child and presto! Timelord Victorious!
PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.”
“A fools paradise is a wise man’s hell.”
“…Never run with scissors?”
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
“Like a midget at a urinal … I was going to have to stay on my toes”
- Lt Frank Drebin
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I swear, Bojack has ruined me. I can’t read the phrase “let’s find out!” And not hear it in Paul F. Thompkins’ voice
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What do they know? Do they know things?? Let’s find out!!!
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
From the brilliant JD Salinger, author of Catcher in the Rye and… others?
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
What are you doing here?
GCanuck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What show is the second row from?
MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 11 months ago
Voyager. It’s from an episode where Harry Kim gets translocated to a planet that sends people through a subspace hole to die. The man pictures takes Kim’s “return from the afterlife” as an opportunity to question his planets belief in the afterlife.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
That episode is probably my favourite episode of Voyager so far (but I’m not very far into it yet). The idea of the culture shock that would come to a whole society when they find out all at once that death is a real thing is fucking crazy and they cover it really well.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Classic Jack O’Neill (not to confuse with Jack O’Neil with one l, who has no sense of humor at all, but at least one atomic bomb for the same purpose).
Blackout@kbin.social 11 months ago
Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What does God need for with C4?
Blackout@kbin.social 11 months ago
Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Name one problem you can’t solve with enough c4.
Godnroc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was going to say “too much C4” but, no, that could solve that too.
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mind blown… Everything else… Also blown up.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
“Every time I had a problem, I threw
a MolotovC4 at it and then I had a different problem”Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah, the Mendoza philosophy of problem solving!
xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Unifying quantum theory and general relativity?
Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sounds pretty tough, let’s start with a dozen and work our way up.
tslnox@reddthat.com 11 months ago
You will need a relatively high quantum of C4, duh.
eva_sieve@startrek.website 11 months ago
"It seems like a reasonable response to me. As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero. "
Decoy321@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah, gitp never disappoints with the sage advice.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Morgana’s dragon.