I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.
I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet
Submitted 1 year ago by Yuper@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 year ago
I have a joke about video games, but it’s pretty played out.
subtext@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:
I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.
I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.
I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.
I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.
I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.
I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.
I have a physics joke it’s low potential.
I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.
I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.
I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.
I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.
Azzu@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe.
subtext@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I have a customer support joke, please hold…
Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.
Needs more jpeg.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I have a web journalism joke but it’s behind a paywall
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a torrenting joke, but it’s only 99.1% complete
_danny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn’t count.
JoBo@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I have a statistics joke but it’s not significant.
rtxn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, if it’s not a maths joke, it doesn’t count.
dope@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I have an epistemology joke but it’s just common knowledge.
dope@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I have an empiricism joke but it makes no reference to observation.
ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.
callyral@pawb.social 1 year ago
I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru%N’ptAh2led
Prater@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a joke but it’s not funny.
Horsey@kbin.social 1 year ago
When will the update release? Soon™️
ElectricCattleman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a programming joke, but if you’re not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.
larsloveslegos@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a computer joke, but I’m still gathering all the parts needed to build it.
emptyother@programming.dev 1 year ago
I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.
Curiousfur@yiffit.net 1 year ago
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Correlation =/= causation. You’re still crazy, like the rest of us. :)
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.
I also have a railway joke but it’s stuck at a red signal.
e_mu_mu@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn’t get it
greenteadrinker@midwest.social 1 year ago
I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking
TesterJ@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a sound joke but you can’t hear it
NataliePortland@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I have a Lemmy joke, but it won’t federate.
runswithjedi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have a psychology joke but you’ll think it’s crazy.