This is quite unfortunate. I was writing a poem the other day that was really cool and shit. So I shared my kickass poem with my best friend. She really liked it, and then said she was a big Star Wars fan too. Apparently, I had unwittingly written the opening text crawl thing for a movie called Star Wars Episode I. And yes, I checked to make sure that they wrote it first. I hate it when that happens!
Welcome to the Monkey House
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SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Same. I once wrote about what it would be like in the future where humanity placed their differences aside and explored the stars. They encountered new worlds and new alien civilisations. They boldly went to places where no one went before.
To my suprised this copy cat named Gene or whatever copied all my work 60 years ago and died without even apologizing. The nerve of some people.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Jesus. This is so much bigger than I had thought. People enchanting the spirits so that they can preemptively take credit for and profit from our work is a serious issue. We should form an action group. We could call ourselves People Against Dead Poets Society.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 months ago
I just wrote The Brothers Karamazov, has anyone else done that one, yet?
School_Lunch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There is a combination of sounds that could perfectly describe advanced technology capable of ending world hunger and suffering. Verbal communication is like spells. All words have an effect on our mind and emotions, it’s just that most word’s effects are too small to notice. There could be some perfect combination of word’s that resonate with everyone and brings about world peace.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are those words the lyrics to Argent’s God Gave Rock and Roll To You as covered by two idiots?
MowFord@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thought I recognized that as the plot to a movie
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
There are also combinations of sounds and words that completely counter the words that could end world hunger and suffering. They are in perfect balance with one another which is why nothing ever changes.
Be careful with upsetting the balance … it may shift towards utopia for everyone, or complete chaos and destruction for everything.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m for the chaos, who’s with me
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Someone wrote never gonna give you up
affiliate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
oh man what the fuck
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 10 months ago
Ah fuck me too
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 10 months ago
:3
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The endless monkeys were the friends we made along the way
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That explains my empty barrel.
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times? You stupid monkey!
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 10 months ago
*blursed
holycrap@lemm.ee 10 months ago
But did he do it with a typewriter?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bro is using a pen on a writing machine
holycrap@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Time travel confirmed
harry315@feddit.de 10 months ago
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
gnutrino@programming.dev 10 months ago
We’re not monkeys, we’re apes. Different taxonomic families.
lugal@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The group that includes all monkeys and excludes apes is paraphyletic which is avoided in modern taxonomy. Either use it in a way that includes all simians or don’t use it at all. Either way, it’s a higher order than “family”
paddirn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We’re really overdo for shutting this experiment down. I mean, what do they want from us, Hamlet 2?
habanhero@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
2 Ham 2 Let: Denmark Drift
ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 months ago
H4mlet by Bill Speare
idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No. It’s plastic. We were born into this world to create plastic. God just wants us to produce plastic.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hamlet 2: the crystal skull
alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So why do I feel like I’ve been raped in the face?
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Electric Boogaloo
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Obviously Hamlet 2 followed by Hamlet 2 episode 1 and episode 2