I mean I can control how loud it’s gonna be by how I spread my ass cheeks.
You push them together for more volume/pitch and spread them for silence.
I’ve had a full 8 second fart come out in pure silence by slightly spreading my cheeks
The people living in the world of "A Quiet Place" must be IMMENSELY skilled in judging/trusting their farts
Submitted 1 year ago by Kyrgizion@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
JohnSwanFromTheLough@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sound like you know a thing or toot about playing the anus.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve been known to blow the butt trumpet occasionally 🎺
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No, natural selection just did its thing.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
…
And selected for the people good at judging their gas?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Silent farters don’t get got.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Nah it’s just a world full of those people who sell farts in jars.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“We don’t eat beans. We don’t eat cabbage.”
kambusha@feddit.ch 1 year ago
Silent, defiant. Loud, disallowed.
rafa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are you high?
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
No, he’s got a point.
RIP allergy bros btw
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wish! Just watching the second movie, a fart came up and tadaa.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s was nice knowing you op
JustZ@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s called the rectoanal inhibitory reflex (RAIR).
I wouldn’t be surprised if your hypothesis is correct, like how a blind person who learns to navigate by sound.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
For some reason, I kept seeing the title as I scroll and was thinking of “The Good Place” and wondering why they would need to worry about farts. Because of all the white? Only now did I read it fucking correctly and notice it’s about the horror movie where the monsters are attracted to sound. 🤦♂️
Im_old@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And I read the post while ripping a massive one
derf82@lemmy.world 1 year ago
A Quiet Place is just one of those movies that withstands zero scrutiny. How do those creatures hear regular noises from miles away, but can’t hear breathing or a heartbeat in the same room? How did no one think to try sonic attacks on the creatures with super sensitive hearing before a girl got hearing aid feedback? How did they build all that stuff to be silent without making noise in the first place? If the waterfall and other noisy areas are safe, why don’t they live there? Why I’m the hell would they have a baby in a world where you can’t make noise?
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“But it’s not practical to live by a waterfall!”
Ok, but Spotify has whole playlists of waterfall white noise that could be rigged up on speakers.
mysoulishome@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As far as the baby goes…assuming you’re a man…you live in a world where you and Emily Blunt are the only two adults around and you may not have a steady stream of birth control. You’re having a baby.
You just have to have sex very very quietly…
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 year ago
We only exist today because our ancestors figured out how to have babies in a world where you can’t make noise.
Humans have natural predators and the ability to stay silent is already a big deal in our evolution.
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Also the creatures themselves are moving pretty noisily , so how are they not constantly swarming over each other?