Diagnosis: it's not lupus.
Meet the EMH Mk3
Submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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reflex@kbin.social 1 year ago
OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But it’s also not immuloidosis or sarcoidosis.
“It’s environmental” - Foreman
“You would think it’s environmental, that’s all they let your people believe about their circumstances” - House
And then everyone moved on from that casual racism lol
cmbabul@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Except for that one time when it was
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
This is honestly the perfect description of House.
ArugulaZ@kbin.social 1 year ago
Still better than Andy Dick.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Honestly as much as I hate to admit it I liked him in that episode. Which sucks because, like any normal rational human being, I hate Andy Dick with passion.
Neon_Dystopia@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Why did they have andy dick of all people cameo? Aged like milk too huh?
halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Like almost all cameos, it’s because the person was a fan and they had enough pull in the industry to get a guest role.
MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You just got to hope that his patients don’t suffer kidney failure from the 9 different procedures he guessed would work before they find the right problem
OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I want star trek space babble explanations for medical problems. I want house to tell me that it’s not a disease, it’s a parasite, one that exists only when we’re looking for it. A quantum parasite.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Now we could easily fix the quantum parasite with the transporters only I’m not going to do that because that’s to easy. So instead I’m going to inject you with Borg nanobots, and can you assimilate Foreman when he comes in because his whole job is to suffer.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Just so you know, I’m stealing this idea, and will use it both during ttrpg play, and in a short story I’ve been looking for a good disease to work around.
If published, I’ll credit you under whatever name you prefer, if you want credit.
TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 1 year ago
Pills. Vicodin. Lots.
xkforce@lemmy.world 1 year ago
House cares about the puzzle not the person. So if anything hed be very interested in what the medical emergency itself was unless it was trivial and therefore boring. Then you would have reason to worry.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Great, now I have to watch House M.D. again…
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
Honestly same… Glad to inflict it on you!
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I would love an episode of that. They’ve done plenty of fan fiction in holodecks, why not house (other than the legal crap, don’t bring reality into this).
joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
baka…
averyminya@beehaw.org 1 year ago
What is the image from? It doesn’t look like avenue 5
Stamets@startrek.website 1 year ago
House MD
averyminya@beehaw.org 1 year ago
Why is he wearing, is that Star Trek? I do not remember this episode and I just rewatched it all lol
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
EMH Mk3 was discontinued in 2386 after chronically misdiagnosing lupus and frequent reports of missing biomemetic gel.