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Why does his face gets smaller every time I look at it?
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Submitted 1 year ago by nave@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I can’t even tell if its normal face, or shrunken just a little any more.
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Face looks too big.
BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social 1 year ago
He always reminds me of the little bits character from Rick and morty.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Exactly holy shit ! I couldn’t put my finger on it ! It’s such a small face on such a big skull !
byroon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t like seeing this guy’s dumb ugly face even in memes making fun of him. Bad vibes weirdo
RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Who is he and why does he have a tiny face?
byroon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know and hopefully never have to find out. Just some dumb ugly weirdo
SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 1 year ago
Exactly my thoughts
PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You know its interesting because the Xbox console has deep roots with obvious Christian symbolism. Believe it or not, back in 1997, when microsoft engineers were looking into a gaming console one of the lead engineers wanted to make a religious gaming console. Inspired by the teachings of Jesus and the values of Christianity, Robert Paulson sought to infuse their creation with spiritual significance. After some convincing, he basically was able to get everyone on board to call in the X-box. The console’s design took shape, drawing upon biblical imagery and motifs. The iconic “X” symbol on the console’s exterior came to represent the cross, a powerful symbol of sacrifice and redemption in Christianity. It served as a reminder to players that even in the realm of gaming, one could find lessons of faith and hope.
Deep within the console’s code, there are actual hidden easter eggs and references to biblical passages were carefully placed. People didnt find out until ~2005 by people who explored the source code and stumbled upon subtle nods to religious stories and parables. The code came from the vadican itself by the popes lead software engineers. This source code actually manipulated games to make it more holy to play.
Inevitably, the Xbox’s multiplayer capabilities were seen as an embodiment of Christian community and fellowship. Players from all walks of life, brought together by their shared love for gaming, could connect and engage in virtual realms, fostering friendships and support networks reminiscent of the close-knit Christian communities found in churches.
As the story of the Xbox’s religious ties spread, it garnered a devoted following of gamers who found solace and inspiration in the subtle connections to their faith. Churches even organized gaming events around the Xbox, using it as a tool to engage the youth and create a sense of unity within their congregations. This is why you see many christian churches holding teen gaming events and xbox games being coveted in toys for tots programs.
If you want to know more, just ask.
sebinspace@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Copypasta history in the making right here
VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I am going to translate it and send to a pastor to see if he bites it. Thanks. Quality content
tostiman@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
TLDR
PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 year ago
TLDR: Real gamers who love Jesus 69% of the time go for xbox 420% of the time.
SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 1 year ago
I’ll never get that time back. Annoying story.
Xanvial@lemmy.world 1 year ago
His name is Robert Paulson
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Tits too big
iamnotdave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Every time I see Charlie Kirk I have to check if the photo is photoshopped. I keep forgetting how small his face is compared to the rest of his body.
IONLYpost@kbin.social 1 year ago
checkmate gay mers.
Ekybio@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is it just me or does his face look to small for his head?
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
onichama@feddit.de 1 year ago
If the XBox is made by the devil, how come it’s literally called X (aka Christ) - Box?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But demons don’t wear Halos.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Oh, well, it was created by devil. But he’s a cool guy.
pottedmeat7910@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What an unusual looking boy.
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My brother in christ, you want me to do the same to the phone you used to post this?
SnowdenHeroOfOurTime@unilem.org 1 year ago
Why can’t people stop with this brother in Christ bullshit? It was funny once 3 years ago and zero times since.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 year ago
Get rid of those four words and the comment’s intent doesn’t even change, but memes gotta get beaten into the ground, you know?
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My brother in Christ, I don’t give a damn.
vicfic@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 year ago
Time to waterproof the Xbox.
And by that logic, mobiles were the creation of the devil, right? You wouldn’t throw away that.
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 year ago
It’s called satire…
akatsukilevi@kbin.social 1 year ago
Throw the bible into a bucket of holy water
Watch as the paper dissolvesRHSJack@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That won’t happen. You can try it, for science, but I will save you some time. Water cannot and will not damage the paper of The Bible. You have to burn it.
T3rr4T3rr0r@kbin.social 1 year ago
Me when satire 😮
sentinelthesalty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Another clear sign of the oppreasion of our people. Gamers rise up!
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s simple, you threw the bucket of holy water at it. Buckets destroy Xboxes.
If you pour the water regularly, it’ll be good for another save file of the “Bible Game”.
Just… make sure to dry the thing before you turn it on.
uis@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I expected it to be “ga*ers”
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s brilliant cause I can’t tell if this is serious or not…
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Shit he’s onto us
nikscha@feddit.de 1 year ago
Next time censor the M instead of the A for added confusion
pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Why are his facial features scrunched right into the center of his forehead?
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 year ago
James Rolfe warned us, many years ago, that Super Marios Bros 3 was literally possessed by the devil. Those that saw his testimony laughed at him. Wake up, sheeple!
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did they melt like the wicked witch in Oz?
CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s a mystical feeling to be uncertain whether or not Kirk’s face has been shrunken with photoshop.
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The best part about it is that some editor out there probably can’t tell the difference either, so there’s a good chance that a legitimate article is using a slightly photoshopped picture of him.
IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 1 year ago
FR. Dude's head looks like something out of the Wii U mii creator.