These are the cleavages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission? To exolore strange new wardrobes

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Picard, his abs wide.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Temba with his tits hanging out

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• DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Honestly, this should be tagged NSFW. I’m having very impure thoughts about Picard now. Shame on you for posting this smut and temptation.

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  • demonquark@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Removing the picture is not going to stop impure thoughts about Picards

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    • VindictiveJudge@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      All Picards? What about Picards by marriage, because as I get older Marie Picard starts looking better.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Trust me, I felt deep shame once I laid eyes on Riker. Deep deep shame.

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    • DharmaCurious@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      … deep, deep something, at any rate.

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• Kolrami@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This style looks the most normal on Worf.

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• USSTuring@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You forgot Riker’s chest hairs!

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  • exohuman@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was thinking the same thing. They did Riker wrong, haha.

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• cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is the content I keep coming back for

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Somewhere, Captain Jellico is having an aneurysm.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The worst part is Captain Jellico is wearing the same uniform.

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    • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You two are too much 😆

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• exohuman@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Not against this uniform at all, I must say. Maybe they will bring back the cleavage in the next series.

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• Disgustoid@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Zips up

  I think I preferred Jean-Luc Rockhard in Jumanji over this horror show.

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• Infynis@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Give Picard some LEDs down there from his artificial heart and time spent as Locutus

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  • GeekFTW@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    LED nips.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So, what? Grab the arc reactor from Tony Stark?

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• mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Data can get it

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  • Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 Always could…

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fully equipped.

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• Nahvi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What did I do to deserve this treatment?

  No Jamaharon for the rest of the day!

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Coy Worf in the back, trying to be modest using his baldric to cover himself.

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• ReMikeAble@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well hello Dr. Crusher!

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Swole Picard is barely in uniform

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Stop that. It’s silly!

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• siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cannot unsee!!

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• UlyssesT@hexbear.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only inaccuracy is Riker looking unhappy in the picture.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Combine this with skants and you have one sexy, sexy crew.

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  • livus@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Pretty sure you have Zapp Brannigan.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      sigh

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• CarlsIII@kbin.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You mean I could have masturbated to this a dozen times already?

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• SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can see Deanna's nipples.

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  • ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We all did 20 years ago.

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