Honestly, this should be tagged NSFW. I’m having very impure thoughts about Picard now. Shame on you for posting this smut and temptation.
These are the cleavages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission? To exolore strange new wardrobes
Submitted 5 days ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/11497bfd-2515-4d49-9531-439b23431e6d.jpeg
Comments
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 days ago
demonquark@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Removing the picture is not going to stop impure thoughts about Picards
VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 5 days ago
All Picards? What about Picards by marriage, because as I get older Marie Picard starts looking better.
Stamets@startrek.website 5 days ago
Trust me, I felt deep shame once I laid eyes on Riker. Deep deep shame.
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 5 days ago
… deep, deep something, at any rate.
Kolrami@lemmy.world 5 days ago
This style looks the most normal on Worf.
USSTuring@startrek.website 5 days ago
You forgot Riker’s chest hairs!
exohuman@programming.dev 4 days ago
I was thinking the same thing. They did Riker wrong, haha.
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
This is the content I keep coming back for
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 days ago
Somewhere, Captain Jellico is having an aneurysm.
Stamets@startrek.website 5 days ago
The worst part is Captain Jellico is wearing the same uniform.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
You two are too much 😆
exohuman@programming.dev 5 days ago
Not against this uniform at all, I must say. Maybe they will bring back the cleavage in the next series.
Disgustoid@startrek.website 5 days ago
Zips up
I think I preferred Jean-Luc Rockhard in Jumanji over this horror show.
Infynis@midwest.social 5 days ago
Give Picard some LEDs down there from his artificial heart and time spent as Locutus
GeekFTW@kbin.social 5 days ago
LED nips.
Stamets@startrek.website 5 days ago
So, what? Grab the arc reactor from Tony Stark?
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Data can get it
Nahvi@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What did I do to deserve this treatment?
No Jamaharon for the rest of the day!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Coy Worf in the back, trying to be modest using his baldric to cover himself.
ReMikeAble@beehaw.org 5 days ago
Well hello Dr. Crusher!
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Swole Picard is barely in uniform
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Stop that. It’s silly!
siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 5 days ago
Cannot unsee!!
UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 days ago
The only inaccuracy is Riker looking unhappy in the picture.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Combine this with skants and you have one sexy, sexy crew.
livus@kbin.social 5 days ago
Pretty sure you have Zapp Brannigan.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
sigh
CarlsIII@kbin.social 3 days ago
You mean I could have masturbated to this a dozen times already?
SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 4 days ago
I can see Deanna's nipples.
ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world 4 days ago
We all did 20 years ago.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
Picard, his abs wide.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
Temba with his tits hanging out