Honestly, this should be tagged NSFW. I’m having very impure thoughts about Picard now. Shame on you for posting this smut and temptation.
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Submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
Comments
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 months ago
demonquark@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Removing the picture is not going to stop impure thoughts about Picards
VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 9 months ago
All Picards? What about Picards by marriage, because as I get older Marie Picard starts looking better.
Stamets@startrek.website 9 months ago
Trust me, I felt deep shame once I laid eyes on Riker. Deep deep shame.
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 months ago
… deep, deep something, at any rate.
Kolrami@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This style looks the most normal on Worf.
USSTuring@startrek.website 9 months ago
You forgot Riker’s chest hairs!
exohuman@programming.dev 9 months ago
I was thinking the same thing. They did Riker wrong, haha.
cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
This is the content I keep coming back for
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 9 months ago
Somewhere, Captain Jellico is having an aneurysm.
Stamets@startrek.website 9 months ago
The worst part is Captain Jellico is wearing the same uniform.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
You two are too much 😆
exohuman@programming.dev 9 months ago
Not against this uniform at all, I must say. Maybe they will bring back the cleavage in the next series.
Disgustoid@startrek.website 9 months ago
Zips up
I think I preferred Jean-Luc Rockhard in Jumanji over this horror show.
Infynis@midwest.social 9 months ago
Give Picard some LEDs down there from his artificial heart and time spent as Locutus
GeekFTW@kbin.social 9 months ago
LED nips.
Stamets@startrek.website 9 months ago
So, what? Grab the arc reactor from Tony Stark?
mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Data can get it
Nahvi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What did I do to deserve this treatment?
No Jamaharon for the rest of the day!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Coy Worf in the back, trying to be modest using his baldric to cover himself.
ReMikeAble@beehaw.org 9 months ago
Well hello Dr. Crusher!
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Swole Picard is barely in uniform
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Stop that. It’s silly!
siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 9 months ago
Cannot unsee!!
UlyssesT@hexbear.net 9 months ago
The only inaccuracy is Riker looking unhappy in the picture.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Combine this with skants and you have one sexy, sexy crew.
livus@kbin.social 9 months ago
Pretty sure you have Zapp Brannigan.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
sigh
SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 9 months ago
I can see Deanna's nipples.
ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world 9 months ago
We all did 20 years ago.
CarlsIII@kbin.social 9 months ago
You mean I could have masturbated to this a dozen times already?
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Picard, his abs wide.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Temba with his tits hanging out