You mean, like on Ubuntu?
Imagine
Submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Knusper@feddit.de 1 year ago
Magnetar@feddit.de 1 year ago
Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.
IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
marcos@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.
kiranraine@reddthat.com 1 year ago
That almost makes me wanna switch but I enjoy fish too much…even if it’s probably got issues above my level of use bc idk what I’m doing most of the time 😆
Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
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topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10…9…8…
After each ads.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Y’all just need to get Terminal Pro for $16.99 a month for that sweet ad free experience
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
breadsmasher@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Already have ads with node / npm “looking for developers / donations / funding” messages
igorlogius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
next powershell feature for windows admins? 🙃
GhostsAreShitty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was going to say, I’m surprised this isn’t a Windows 11 “feature”
igorlogius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
not yet
Brustadnrift@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Maybe for the first time Ubuntu could get to sue them for infringing on their innovation.
canihasaccount@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Good lord, I hope no one employed at Microsoft reads this. I would bet they institute it if they think of it.
President_Pyrus@feddit.dk 1 year ago
If you write !aboringdystopia@lemmy.world instead the link is usable for any instance.
igorlogius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
i always forget. i am just to used to markdown. Thanks for the reminder!
Bananable@feddit.nl 1 year ago
“ls” sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Ooh. What about fdisk? Or parted. You know. 'cause raid.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
The lion, the witch and the gall on this bitch…
Leave terminal alone.
dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
That’s already a thing. When was the last time you ran npm?
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I remember some guy posting an ad for his resume on there
sj_zero 1 year ago
I mean... I already use ubuntu, so...
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wicked self burn
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Those are rare.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 year ago
DELET THIS
Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com 1 year ago
Doesn’t npm have this already? I’ve definitely gotten requests for donations and various political messages when installing dependencies.
SpacingBat3@szmer.info 1 year ago
I guess this highly depends on package maintainers, Node already provides
fundinginpackage.jsonfor much less invasive funding requests (and that can also be disabled) and you might also block executing the scripts during package instalation which are sometimes used for advertisement. I think this was a lot worse in days NPM didn’t supportfunding, especially for projects depending on a huge number of dependencies. But I’m not that old as Node dev to tell how things were back then in reality.
bi_tux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People who know how to use a terminal know how to block ads
halvar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
This is the beuty of FOSS. I can add them myself, whenever I want to.
rony4102@programming.dev 1 year ago
You better delete this, fuck you!
Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In my free time I develop ways for advertisers to reach as many platforms as possible. I hate ads as much as I hate people who say things like “just skip it if you don’t like them” so I spend my time trying to fill a much of their life with ads as possible.
SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I can get behind this flavour of evil. Keep doing satan’s work, lad!
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Why would you try to make the world a worse place just to spite people?
sndrtj@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Since this week I get some form of ad in the github diff viewer. “Copilot is available for purchase for you organization”. Horrible.
qwop@programming.dev 1 year ago
Yeah they’ve put them in a couple places, It’s pretty bad. Had to work out how to create a custom uBlock Origin rule to block them.
vox@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
there’s a dismiss button under it, hides this and a lot of similar ads permanently
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 year ago
cowsay “Like, subscribe and ringadingding that bell for more!”
Asudox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
/ Like, subscribe and ringadingding that \
\ bell for more! / \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Time for me to learn how to build a Lemmy bot, it seems
Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
OMFG!! Don’t give them ideas!
mihnt@kbin.social 1 year ago
Admin@tsck.org 1 year ago
I just added
clear && neofetchto my .bashrc, works great
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
No. Just no.
gencha@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Next level: just type what you want and let the AI figure it out. 1 ad per prompt
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me: ChatGPT, please find and install the necessary packages for Thunderbird
ChatGPT: Say no more, fam.
sudo rm -rf/*
SomeBoyo@feddit.de 1 year ago
Ubuntu already did that www.omgubuntu.co.uk/…/ubuntu-pro-terminal-ad
genoxidedev1@kbin.social 1 year ago
⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️
i receive: you receive:
Ads Adblock🤨 🫶🏻CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I would build my own hardware if necessary.
alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FOSH
ilovegodette@lemmy.world 1 year ago
KILL SELF
SUDO !!
magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 1 year ago
Terminal with stories
Hexagon@feddit.it 1 year ago
Stop! Don’t give them ideas!
greembow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine: Ubuntu Pro. Oh wait. they sold out already.
Amends1782@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.
Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical’s alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team
greembow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I agree with you! Canonical’s licensing is the best in the business. I like and use Ubuntu pro at work and use it with my homelab. I just don’t love the ads in the terminal.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 year ago
npm is waaaay ahead of you
fnmain@programming.dev 9 months ago
Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)
fnmain@programming.dev 9 months ago
nave@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 year ago
Remember when Canonical used to give away installation CDs to anyone who asked? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Magnetar@feddit.de 1 year ago
Still have those CDs. Getting a package from South Africa was exciting.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Damn, and people complain about Windows …
I bet if they could have added pictures to this ad, they would have.
Knusper@feddit.de 1 year ago
You haven’t seen the best part yet. They’re holding back security updates, if you don’t do this whole Pro-shit. I really don’t know how much pot their executives smoked to get that awful idea.
And like, to be fair, for personal use, you can get Pro for free, so you ‘just’ need to create an account to get a secure OS.
But yeah, you basically don’t really hear people complaining, because we simply don’t use Ubuntu. Plenty better Linux distros to choose from. I only know this shit, because my work laptop unfortunately comes with it and I’m not necessarily allowed to change it.
Beanie@programming.dev 1 year ago
what in the fuck.
Amends1782@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I replied this to someone else gonna put it here:
Kinda a shit take. Canonical is very generous with licensing. They give you 5 free personal licenses per account AND they license per physical host which is practically unheard of now. Like everything is per VM or container or CPUs or sockets etc now. One pro license on an ESXi host could have hundreds of VMs and Canonical is OK with that.
Source: I work with and use ubuntu pro. Canonical’s alright in my book. More than I can say for the RHEL team