Newest Testament: So Hot RN

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• OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I came here to help leppers and kick ass, looks like I’m all out of leppers.

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• Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s missing a rainbow. Preferably coming out of the unicorn’s ass.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you inspect closely, this unicorn has wings. That would make this an Alicorn!

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Username checks out.

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    • prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also known as the Pegacorn …

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So the rainbow shoots out the cock then?

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is this the one where Good and Evil American natives fight for a pair of golden plates you can only read from inside a hat?

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You laugh but when separated out each plate is a deadly weapon, a quality unmatched by a flimsy Bible page

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Come over here and say that to my Arc of the Covenant

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Then I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!" I looked, and behold, there was a pink horse. The one riding on it had two guns, and laser eyes were given to him. He went out as a conqueror so he might conquer.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wow, so this is what the Mormon Jesus was doing in the three days he visited America.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

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• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This cover is 100% approved by God, the Bible only says that Christ will butcher everybody on Earth upon His return, it does NOT explicitly say how; M60s and laser eyes riding a flying unicorn is perfectly sound theologically speaking.

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• pirating@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He’s not cruci-fucking around!

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• N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, is this the new cover for the Book of Mormon?

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  OK but WINGS on the unicorn? As if anybody would believe a holy man rides a flying horse.

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  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I see what you did there, HIGH FIVE

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Red Bull gives you wings.

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• Generica@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo sequel is much better than the original. Jesus smites the fuck out of non-believers!!🤘

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• sparky@lemmy.federate.cc ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Amen.

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If it wasn’t for the hand holding the book I’d think this was slop going by the ammmo belts…

  Its fantastic either way, though

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