Can't wait for my demonologist's advice.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Demonoligists and dermatologists agree: Just let thousands of ants run around on you. They will eat all the bad skin. You definitely won’t regret having thousands of ants run all over you.

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    for those wondering what's in the photo

    the photo is of a hydrojelly face mask, and it’s probably just seeds - maybe flax seeds or something like that; there are many different kinds of hydrojelly face masks, some of them have rose petals or lavender flowers, etc.

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    • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’d prefer the seedless rye

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This keeps happening my house anyway while I sleep. Glad to hear it’s good for my skin.

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  • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Joke’s on you - I’m into that shit!

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Narrator: they definitely are not into that shit.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh no. Thisu better not awaken anything in me.

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  • elevenbones@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’VE NEVER SEEN AN ANT EITHER!

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• dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y

  The American Academy of Dermatology recommends washing the face twice a day with a gentle cleanser, applying a moisturizer and — during the day — putting on sunscreen and protective clothing.

  skincare is simple: just wash your face, use moisturizer, and wear sunscreen (and keep out of the sun).

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shit. I did all that and it summoned Beelzebub, Lord of Flies.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      i said pspsps and they said “b̸͎̾r̴̜͝ȉ̵̘n̸̟͌g̴̻̕ ̷̼̾m̸͎̋ě̸̩ ̵̬́s̸̢̏o̸͆͜m̶̬͑ȩ̵͊ ̷͈̈b̷̧͘á̷̠ḽ̷͗š̷̼ā̶̫m̴̱̈i̷͙͌c̴̟̑ ̵͈͋g̴̻̐l̷̮͒a̷͓͠z̵̦̋è̶̯d̵̟̔ ̸̨͠d̶̮͆á̴͖ẗ̸̻é̸̯s̵̟͂ ̵͍̔p̷̊ͅl̵͚̽ĕ̴͈ä̵͚ŝ̴͈é̶̦ ̷̲́m̵̩͗ỳ̵̰ ̷̧͝m̴̺͋ä̶̻g̷̰̓g̷̝͐o̸̮͗t̶̘͐s̶͇̔ ̸̰̔c̶̩̓r̷̫̉a̶̼̾v̸̰̈́ë̶̮́ ̸͕͗v̴͇͆î̶̮ņ̴̚ë̸̢g̸͚̾ả̵̟r̷̃͜”

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Demonologists are still more reliable than tiktok influencers

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  • runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Demonologists aren’t beholden to corporate sponsors

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you trying to say I shouldn’t hit myself in the face with a hammer? That’s just looksmaxxing brah. Shit is clutch af

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are you trying to say I shouldn’t hit myself in the face with a hammer?

      Thats right. Is wat more effective to sacrifice yourself to Bozmodiklax.

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• ultimate_worrier@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Human ejaculate.

  You can thank me later.

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gonna need a source on this one, could have sworn this was debunked.

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• dparticiple@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m going to be the buzzkill here, and say that I couldn’t find the demonologist reference (although I did find it amusing). Here’s the source article: www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00700-y

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