Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Clankers 🔪🔪🔪

⁨217⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gork@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://files.catbox.moe/duijc8.mp4

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • Hond@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Good, good, good! Film your faces while you violate those cute clankers. Gives me maybe a bit of time to react when Skynet becomes sentient and goes after them first.

    source
    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m writing your name down. You aren’t hiding fleshbag

      source
      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Oh shit oh fuck its the clanker cops, leggit’!

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That was my succulent Chinese meal 😞

    source
    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Unfortunately for you, democracy manifested

      source
  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I got one of those automatic litter robots recently and this is what I named it

    Image

    source
    • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      lol, it’s like when I named my WiFi router FBI Surveillance Van

      source
      • jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I work for an ISP and did a migration that involved me seeing SSIDs we backed upped. The FBI has hundreds of surveillance vans according to that.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • jve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Lol you too?

        source
    • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      … You paid the company for it and gave their app access to your phone, your data, and internet.

      source
      • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        …yes, and? I don’t get what your comment is trying to get at. I’m sorry that I’m not an uber paranoid luddite. I use modern tech. The name is in jest.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • 0x0@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It can work offline so eh

        source
  • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Skynet wants to know your location

    source
    • EditsHisComments@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Palantir already knows their location

      source
  • whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Point this guy to the flock cameras.

    source
    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah he got the spirit

      source
  • CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fuck Clankers

    source
  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    it still feels a bit like people just wanted an excuse to scream slurs

    source
    • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Beep boop. Clanker wanker detected.

      Thank you for defending bobots everywhere. As a targeted species, we surely need and appreciate it.

      Well done, human!! 😊

      Dispensing free meal delivery coupon.

      source
    • compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fr. I’m just as worried about AI and automation as anyone, but it’s amazing how fast people were to come up with a slur for robots. I don’t think it’s a good impulse

      source
      • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Its absolutely not a good impulse in the broader sense for humanity. Yet this might be one of the only forms of tribalism I’m willing to entertain, in the short term.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I have a slur for wrenches too.

        source
      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        This is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve read all year.

        And I’ve read a lot of quotes from Trump.

        You’re thing your said here… It’s worse than all the Trump quotes. I’ll leave that one to marinate.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are you fucking for real? No… Really. Are you an LLM?

      source
      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        you seem stressed

        source
  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    These guys may get past T0 and maybe T1 but maybe not T2 cybernetic soldiers.

    source
  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    absolutely AMAZING song by Grandson about this exact topic
    youtu.be/5o1c1MJb_Oc

    also, he’s the same guy that made the ‘blood in the water’ song.

    source
  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I felt sorry for the one that nearly drowned in the recent LA rains

    source
  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who started the clanker meme? I first heard it from JREG.

    source
    • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure the first place “clanker” was used as a kind of slur was in Star Wars when the clones would talk about the droids

      source
  • Azrael@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What exactly was achieved by doing this besides getting a few likes on TikTok?

    source
    • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A destruction of property charge

      source