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- Comment on Banana 3 days ago:
I think they just peered over the edge and were convinced when they saw sphincter after sphincter.
- Comment on Miami-Dade PD just rolled out PUG, a fully autonomous AI-powered police cruiser. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this. 1 week ago:
I certainly hope you’re right.
- Comment on I Quit 2 weeks ago:
This is more like a chart of, “does being smart keep you above the poverty line?”
- Comment on What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage? 2 weeks ago:
I’d say the silliness seen here goes hand-in-hand with curiosity and intelligence, which makes them clever and effective hunters. This type of derpiness also earns them a rent free spot in monkey houses. So, dumb as it may seem, this is actually a very fit behavior.
- Comment on Like a cool summer breeze 4 weeks ago:
It’s fun to pee at full power, but that’s how you end up with a varicose vein in your testicle.
- Comment on Do you truly believe that this is a human being? 5 weeks ago:
Grade A trolling
- Comment on US | Illinois psychopath travels to Palestine, executes unarmed teen, doesn't see what the big deal is 1 month ago:
Genuinely don’t understand his this guy isn’t as bad, if not far worse than whoever shot Charlie Kirk.
- Comment on Former Hyundai employees on a rooftop at the Utah Valley University campus (2025, colorized) 1 month ago:
Pretty cool that those decorative roof spur things actually went back to functioning as the angle-of-vulnerability reducing structures, rather than styling elements.