whosepoopisonmybuttocks

@whosepoopisonmybuttocks@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they just peered over the edge and were convinced when they saw sphincter after sphincter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miami-Dade PD just rolled out PUG, a fully autonomous AI-powered police cruiser. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I certainly hope you’re right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Quit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is more like a chart of, “does being smart keep you above the poverty line?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say the silliness seen here goes hand-in-hand with curiosity and intelligence, which makes them clever and effective hunters. This type of derpiness also earns them a rent free spot in monkey houses. So, dumb as it may seem, this is actually a very fit behavior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a cool summer breeze⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fun to pee at full power, but that’s how you end up with a varicose vein in your testicle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you truly believe that this is a human being?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Grade A trolling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US | Illinois psychopath travels to Palestine, executes unarmed teen, doesn't see what the big deal is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Genuinely don’t understand his this guy isn’t as bad, if not far worse than whoever shot Charlie Kirk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former Hyundai employees on a rooftop at the Utah Valley University campus (2025, colorized)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty cool that those decorative roof spur things actually went back to functioning as the angle-of-vulnerability reducing structures, rather than styling elements.