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If you are rich, white, male and say "Jesus" enough, you can get away with anything.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨devolution@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • assembly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just being rich seems to work pretty well.

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    • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kash Patel is a fine fucking example.

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    • starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, compare the rich abusers in the Epstein files and the blue collar workers who raped Gisèle Pelicot. Who went to prison? Exactly.

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      • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Everyone one of those men deserve castration. Poor woman.

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What if you say, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!” a lot? Does that count?

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If only I could find someone who would pay me a lot of money to say “Jesus”.

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    • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The church figured it out. Get the money from poor people. Who would’a thought.

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      • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Jesus did say “send me your poor”. Not sure what else he said. But he had to be making money somehow.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Have you tried starting a cult?

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m afraid I’m not charismatic enough for that.

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  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the story of the father/pastor who raped his daughter, and was given a slap on the wrist 60 day jail sentence for, according to the judge, being a “good christian man”.

    Which, like… what part of raping a child makes you a good christian man? Smells like to me the judges home PC probably has sexual images of children on it.

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    • benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, to the Christians, it’s not “raping a child” it’s “sex with underage women/females/etc…”

      In their religion, it was totally normal to ~have sex with~ rape children, even and especially when it’s their own child.

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      • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        its just disgusting how short time ago it was legal, accepted and even encouraged.

        My grandmother was sold off at like 13 to a man 4x her age to marry. and she, to this day, sees nothing wrong with it.

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    >Be me  
>At the park, chilling  
>Random white guy comes up to me  
>Punches me in the face
>ouch.mp4
>"JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS"
>yo dude, not coo-- !!
>he flashes his rolex
>alright, i'll let this one slide...
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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Court Transcript:

    Judge: How do you plead?

    Deferment: JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS…

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    • s@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Malkovich Malkovich?

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    • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      speeds away from courthouse

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      This is not unusual to see in midwest America; although I haven’t lately seen the local “LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC” spelled out with $30 worth of reflective letter stickers.

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      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yup! We have a few those around my town.

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  • Fokeu@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you are rich.

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My father went from barefoot hippy to sportcoat-wearing, Champaign-sipping millionaire by saying “Jesus” a lot to a lot of wealthy people. Most of that money went up his nose over a couple decades and he died broke and alone, but for a time I got to see how the wealthy live.

      (It’s a lot of hedonism and drugs, so, so much drugs.)

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Might be an issue in Spanish speaking countries

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    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’d say Mary or the Madonna there instead.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some rich jack off gets caught in a scandal. 2 months later he’s on the Christian shopping channels telling how he’s finally found the lard. Like ffs how many times do we have see this episode again?

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just landed a huge contract by following these rules. It is very sad but true.

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    • AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In tech?

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Security. Preemptive though.

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jesus, really?

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You don’t need any of that if you’re not stupid enough to get caught. Maybe stop being stupid?

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    • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess you have experience raping children and not gerti g caught then…

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        K

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  • lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Welcome to White Quadrant 1 Image

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