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If you are rich, white, male and say "Jesus" enough, you can get away with anything.

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Submitted ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨devolution@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • assembly@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just being rich seems to work pretty well.

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    • starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, compare the rich abusers in the Epstein files and the blue collar workers who raped Gisèle Pelicot. Who went to prison? Exactly.

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      • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Everyone one of those men deserve castration. Poor woman.

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    • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Kash Patel is a fine fucking example.

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  • Fokeu@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you are rich.

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  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the story of the father/pastor who raped his daughter, and was given a slap on the wrist 60 day jail sentence for, according to the judge, being a “good christian man”.

    Which, like… what part of raping a child makes you a good christian man? Smells like to me the judges home PC probably has sexual images of children on it.

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What if you say, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!” a lot? Does that count?

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If only I could find someone who would pay me a lot of money to say “Jesus”.

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    • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The church figured it out. Get the money from poor people. Who would’a thought.

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      • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Jesus did say “send me your poor”. Not sure what else he said. But he had to be making money somehow.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Have you tried starting a cult?

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m afraid I’m not charismatic enough for that.

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    >Be me  
>At the park, chilling  
>Random white guy comes up to me  
>Punches me in the face
>ouch.mp4
>"JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS"
>yo dude, not coo-- !!
>he flashes his rolex
>alright, i'll let this one slide...
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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Court Transcript:

    Judge: How do you plead?

    Deferment: JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS…

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    • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      speeds away from courthouse

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      This is not unusual to see in midwest America; although I haven’t lately seen the local “LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC” spelled out with $30 worth of reflective letter stickers.

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    • s@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Malkovich Malkovich?

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Might be an issue in Spanish speaking countries

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    • Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You’d say Mary or the Madonna there instead.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just landed a huge contract by following these rules. It is very sad but true.

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    • AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In tech?

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Security. Preemptive though.

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jesus, really?

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t need any of that if you’re not stupid enough to get caught. Maybe stop being stupid?

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    • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess you have experience raping children and not gerti g caught then…

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        K

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  • lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Welcome to White Quadrant 1 Image

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