lemmie689
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- Comment on NOLA city council surprise discussion of facial recognition tech scheduled for this morning (June 30th) at 10 am 1 day ago:
I always carry a spare Image
- Comment on Pope Leo looks to MAGA megadonors to shore up Church finances 1 day ago:
Be selling those Glorious Golden Papal Popeleo Phones, a Pass through the Pearly Gates into the Kingdom.
- Comment on "Go add free" screw you Amazon 5 days ago:
Cable pfft that’s when we started paying to watch commercials. 57 channels and nuthin on, except commercials.
- Comment on An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house" 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 3 weeks ago:
Watch as you get burned playing with fire.
- Comment on Uploading The Human Mind Could Become a Reality, Expert Says 4 weeks ago:
First let see what happens with the uploaded brain-scans of the California spiny lobsters
I’m looking for an AI to crew my nascent spacefaring project—the building of a self-replicating factory complex from cometary material.
(paraphrased from Accelerando by Charles Stross)
- Comment on I'm so tired. 5 weeks ago:
He hears the silence howling Catches angels as they fall And the all-time winner Has got him by the balls Oh, he picks up Gideon’s Bible Open at page one
I said, God, he stole the handle and, The train it won’t stop goin’ No way to slow down No way to slow down No way to slow down
Jethro Tull
- Comment on aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA 1 month ago:
My, what nice teeth you have, Mr Wolf. Mr Hyena is overdue for a cleaning, maybe some invisaligns.
- Comment on AI models routinely lie when honesty conflicts with their goals 1 month ago:
- Comment on Sam Altman's Eye-Scanning Orb Is Now Coming to the US 1 month ago:
And Gowron is ready! For the glory of the Empire!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Sure, and they’ll get pie in the sky when they die. Let them eat cake until then.
- Comment on Starbucks' new drive-thru in Texas is the coffee giant's first 3D printed store in the US 1 month ago:
Looks like a dark cave. It could use a few more windows.
- Comment on Update - Vancouver festival tragedy: 11 victims in Lapu Lapu Day crowd ranged in age from 5 to 65, police say 2 months ago:
Update
30-year-old Kai-Ji Adam Lo was charged with eight counts of murder in relation to the crash at the Lapu Lapu Festival on Saturday.
- Update - Vancouver festival tragedy: 11 victims in Lapu Lapu Day crowd ranged in age from 5 to 65, police saywww.cbc.ca ↗Submitted 2 months ago to globalnews@lemmy.zip | 3 comments
- Comment on At some point, kids watching older cartoons will no longer understand why putting a thermometer under a desk lamp was a way to skip school. 2 months ago:
I don’t miss cassettes, getting eaten by the player in the car and impossible to get out without snapping the tape. Tapes of any kind are subject to being gobbled up by the player, looking at you VHS.
I miss albums, they were cool to look at, but only a few of mine survived. My music is all digital these days, I have about 20k songs.
- Comment on Heineken and pot go together well, because they're both so skunky. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Caution urged as UK supermarkets check out facial recognition 2 months ago:
- Comment on Chinese robots ran against humans in the world’s first humanoid half-marathon. They lost by a mile 2 months ago:
Dr. Rem to the rescue!
- Comment on THE 500 BILLION DOLLAR DELUSION: How the AI Sovereignty Wars Are Reshaping Humanity’s Future 2 months ago:
For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption has been standardized.
Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses.
- Comment on Tech Billionaires Want to Build a Network State in Greenland 2 months ago:
- Comment on Chinese robots ran against humans in the world’s first humanoid half-marathon. They lost by a mile 2 months ago:
Some didn’t make it. Like the Pony Express, they swapped horses.
Companies were also allowed to swap their androids with substitutes when they could no longer compete
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
- Comment on Airport face scans could replace boarding passes and check-in as soon as 2028 2 months ago:
Good thing I always carry an extra.
- Comment on Is the person who winks the Winkor and the person who receives the wink the Winkee ? 2 months ago:
Winkie the cat. Escape to Witch Mountain 🛸 I think Winkie winks, Winkie the winkor.
- Comment on A 'US-Made iPhone' Is Pure Fantasy 2 months ago:
- Comment on A 'US-Made iPhone' Is Pure Fantasy 2 months ago:
- Comment on You'll know Lemmy has really caught on when searching for "Lemmy" returns more results for the forum than for the Motorhead guy. 2 months ago:
Brain’s out, total amnesia
Get some mental aneasthesia
Don’t move, I’ll shut the door and kill the lights
I guess I’ll see you all on the ice
All good clean fun
Have another stick of gum
Man, you look better already
Motörhead, remember me now
Motörhead, alright
- Comment on Australian dollar plunges as Elon Musk hopes for 'zero-tariff situation' 2 months ago:
“Muskrat, whoa, muskrat
Ooh why do you smell so bad?
I’ve been living in the ground all of my life
I’m mortified in my head, head
I’m mortified in my head
I’m mortified in my head, head
I’m mortified in my head”
- Comment on Coin-sized nuclear 3V battery with 50-year lifespan enters mass production 2 months ago:
- Comment on 'Even the rich are worried': Experts warn of 'scariest' signs amid 'stagflation' fears 2 months ago:
I’ve been … ummm … stocking up on tp.
