lemmie689
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- Comment on aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA 2 weeks ago:
My, what nice teeth you have, Mr Wolf. Mr Hyena is overdue for a cleaning, maybe some invisaligns.
- Comment on AI models routinely lie when honesty conflicts with their goals 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Sam Altman's Eye-Scanning Orb Is Now Coming to the US 2 weeks ago:
And Gowron is ready! For the glory of the Empire!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Sure, and they’ll get pie in the sky when they die. Let them eat cake until then.
- Comment on Starbucks' new drive-thru in Texas is the coffee giant's first 3D printed store in the US 3 weeks ago:
Looks like a dark cave. It could use a few more windows.
- Comment on Update - Vancouver festival tragedy: 11 victims in Lapu Lapu Day crowd ranged in age from 5 to 65, police say 3 weeks ago:
Update
30-year-old Kai-Ji Adam Lo was charged with eight counts of murder in relation to the crash at the Lapu Lapu Festival on Saturday.
- Update - Vancouver festival tragedy: 11 victims in Lapu Lapu Day crowd ranged in age from 5 to 65, police saywww.cbc.ca ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to globalnews@lemmy.zip | 3 comments
- Comment on At some point, kids watching older cartoons will no longer understand why putting a thermometer under a desk lamp was a way to skip school. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t miss cassettes, getting eaten by the player in the car and impossible to get out without snapping the tape. Tapes of any kind are subject to being gobbled up by the player, looking at you VHS.
I miss albums, they were cool to look at, but only a few of mine survived. My music is all digital these days, I have about 20k songs.
- Comment on Heineken and pot go together well, because they're both so skunky. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Caution urged as UK supermarkets check out facial recognition 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Chinese robots ran against humans in the world’s first humanoid half-marathon. They lost by a mile 4 weeks ago:
Dr. Rem to the rescue!
- Comment on THE 500 BILLION DOLLAR DELUSION: How the AI Sovereignty Wars Are Reshaping Humanity’s Future 4 weeks ago:
For more enjoyment and greater efficiency, consumption has been standardized.
Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses.
- Comment on Tech Billionaires Want to Build a Network State in Greenland 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Chinese robots ran against humans in the world’s first humanoid half-marathon. They lost by a mile 4 weeks ago:
Some didn’t make it. Like the Pony Express, they swapped horses.
Companies were also allowed to swap their androids with substitutes when they could no longer compete
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Airport face scans could replace boarding passes and check-in as soon as 2028 5 weeks ago:
Good thing I always carry an extra.
- Comment on Is the person who winks the Winkor and the person who receives the wink the Winkee ? 5 weeks ago:
Winkie the cat. Escape to Witch Mountain 🛸 I think Winkie winks, Winkie the winkor.
- Comment on A 'US-Made iPhone' Is Pure Fantasy 1 month ago:
- Comment on A 'US-Made iPhone' Is Pure Fantasy 1 month ago:
- Comment on You'll know Lemmy has really caught on when searching for "Lemmy" returns more results for the forum than for the Motorhead guy. 1 month ago:
Brain’s out, total amnesia
Get some mental aneasthesia
Don’t move, I’ll shut the door and kill the lights
I guess I’ll see you all on the ice
All good clean fun
Have another stick of gum
Man, you look better already
Motörhead, remember me now
Motörhead, alright
- Comment on Australian dollar plunges as Elon Musk hopes for 'zero-tariff situation' 1 month ago:
“Muskrat, whoa, muskrat
Ooh why do you smell so bad?
I’ve been living in the ground all of my life
I’m mortified in my head, head
I’m mortified in my head
I’m mortified in my head, head
I’m mortified in my head”
- Comment on Coin-sized nuclear 3V battery with 50-year lifespan enters mass production 1 month ago:
- Comment on 'Even the rich are worried': Experts warn of 'scariest' signs amid 'stagflation' fears 1 month ago:
I’ve been … ummm … stocking up on tp.
- Comment on 'X' Marks xAI's Spot: xAI has acquired X in an all-stock transaction. The combination values xAI at $80 billion and X at $33 billion. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Commenting what is happening in twitter is to content creation what crabs are to evolution. 2 months ago:
Roughly 30 million years into the future
Looking round me again, I saw that, quite near, what I had taken to be a reddish mass of rock was moving slowly towards me. Then I saw the thing was really a monstrous crab-like creature. Can you imagine a crab as large as yonder table, with its many legs moving slowly and uncertainly, its big claws swaying, its long antennae, like carters’ whips, waving and feeling, and its stalked eyes gleaming at you on either side of its metallic front? Its back was corrugated and ornamented with ungainly bosses, and a greenish incrustation blotched it here and there. I could see the many palps of its complicated mouth flickering and feeling as it moved.
- Comment on Researchers Trained an AI on Flawed Code and It Became a Psychopath 2 months ago:
What’s the point?
- Comment on 'Jetsons' robot finally arrives: Sweater-wearing Neo Gamma android helps with household chores 2 months ago:
- Comment on Researchers Trained an AI on Flawed Code and It Became a Psychopath 2 months ago:
Gotta quit anthropomorphising machines. It takes free will to be a psychopath, all else is just imitating.
- Comment on Could it be offensive for me to use the word "cracker" in this way? 2 months ago:
“What cracker is this same that deafs our ears with this abundance of superfluous breath?”
- Comment on Sergey Brin says AGI is within reach if Googlers work 60-hour weeks 2 months ago:
I don’t think a device will ever have a thought. I find it somewhat akin to a belief in the anamism of objects, that it will aquire some form of life force of its own. What a thought is, is a complete mystery. Nobody knows why they happen, where they come from. So, who is even to determine whether an inamimate object is exhibiting signs of consciousness? There are some people that believe it, others are just running a con.
