You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?
Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirs
Submitted 2 months ago by Catnipchewer@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Abundance114@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Way older aphorism than the internet.
Catnipchewer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes. I thought about it in the shower, thus shower thought
daychilde@lemmy.world 2 months ago
WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!
;-)
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But what will you do once you’ve taught them all the errors of their ways, and there’s nothing left to correct?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I CANNOT imagine a world that isn’t full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.
I don’t feel I’m some super genius. I’m just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.
But instead, I’m somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years…
…just as the machine wants it.
daychilde@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
Hehe
Zealotte@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Don’t let them get your Goatse.
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Everyone has one and many of them stink.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Basically all of them except for mine
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does anyone else smell fresh cinnamon rolls?
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I heard it, everyone one had one and they all stink
mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Unless you swing that way ofc 🏳️🌈
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 months ago
cat owners know this
Catnipchewer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cats will always show you their opinions and assholes.
devolution@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them… Up.
HubertManne@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
and everyone is on the internet looking for some.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You’re all fucking liars. Every one of you. You know if someone bent over and showed you their butthole that you’d poke it. You can’t not. It’s a base mammalian instinct.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Let my show you my bud hole
It’s where me and my buddies hang out
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Some people are bigger opinions than others!
Catnipchewer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And some opinions are tighter, others have loosened up. Flexible minds with flexible opinions are best.
HubertManne@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
speak for yourself. I like the tight feel.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They’re like hearts too, in that case. See, it doesn’t have to be negatively framed, lol.
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You can’t un-lick someone’s opinion.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.