Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirs

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• JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.

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• Abundance114@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Way older aphorism than the internet.

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  • Catnipchewer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes. I thought about it in the shower, thus shower thought

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• HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  and everyone is on the internet looking for some.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re all fucking liars. Every one of you. You know if someone bent over and showed you their butthole that you’d poke it. You can’t not. It’s a base mammalian instinct.

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• daychilde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!

  ;-)

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But what will you do once you’ve taught them all the errors of their ways, and there’s nothing left to correct?

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I CANNOT imagine a world that isn’t full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.

      I don’t feel I’m some super genius. I’m just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.

      But instead, I’m somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years…

      …just as the machine wants it.

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    • daychilde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.

      Hehe

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• Zealotte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t let them get your Goatse.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Everyone has one and many of them stink.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Basically all of them except for mine

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Does anyone else smell fresh cinnamon rolls?

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  • Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I heard it, everyone one had one and they all stink

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• mysticpickle@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Unless you swing that way ofc 🏳️‍🌈

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• TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  cat owners know this

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  • Catnipchewer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Cats will always show you their opinions and assholes.

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• devolution@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them… Up.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Let my show you my bud hole

  It’s where me and my buddies hang out

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• BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Some people are bigger opinions than others!

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  • Catnipchewer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And some opinions are tighter, others have loosened up. Flexible minds with flexible opinions are best.

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    • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      speak for yourself. I like the tight feel.

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They’re like hearts too, in that case. See, it doesn’t have to be negatively framed, lol.

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• Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You can’t un-lick someone’s opinion.

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