I greased the trees

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• SinningStromgald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Because it is cold and they are an invasive species. Please, if you are able, kill them.

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s why I greased the trees.

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  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I had no idea they weren’t native, I knew they were around the Caribbean and from Mexico to South America so I just naturally assumed they were within their normal range in Florida.

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  • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Our Thanksgiving tradition is to plink them with a pellet gun from the tree above my parents’ house in Key Largo. These and the Curly Tailed lizards have totally fucked up the ecosystem in the Keys.

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  • danciestlobster@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve heard iguana on a stick makes for a viable snack if bombs get dropped on everyone

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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• johsny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Quality shitpost.

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• lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The tails taste pretty good - yes I’m from hicksville, fl lol

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Do you shovel the tails off the ground?

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    • lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When I was a kid and we had a frost we would go collect them (most are not dead just sort of hibernating) - no shovels required!

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• Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You monster

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah, when it gets cold the trees shiver, and iguanas are too lazy to hold on tight so they slip and fall out.

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