Fuck, can I have a do-over?

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• moldyringwald@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I work at a mattress store and I live in constant fear that one day I’ll ask someone if they need shitted feets instead of fitted sheets 😬

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But what if you say that, then a woman you’re helping responds with “You’re as disgusting as my husband.”

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      but i am pagliacci

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  • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shedding and beets you say! Not in my red boom!

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If someone said this to me, I would laugh so had I couldn’t resist the sale.

    Shit your feets, my guy

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like you could use a comforter.

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I tell people good evening while getting off shift at 7a and good morning while coming on shift at 7p and honestly I must roll with it because then nobody gets on me for not remembering their names.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We’re the smulling fronds

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• TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The best thing I have learned to do with age is embrace the awkwardness. You do something ridiculous and awkward, you laugh, call it out like it’s something funny for both of you, and then you move on.

  “Gow’s it hoeing? …wait… that’s not right. Hoooow’s… itt… gooooiiing… there we go, nailed it.”

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• thorhop@sopuli.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s hoing fine, thank you. I’m a real hoefessional.

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• jamie_veal@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hate when hat thappens.

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