There isn't a person on earth that doesn't look cooler with sunglasses on.

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• Endmaker@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You know what’s cooler than wearing a pair of sunglasses?

  Alex Kang-chan Kam with two pairs of sunglasses at the 2018 Winter Olympics

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  until 2025

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• Donebrach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Every single maga Twitter selfie-guy-in-truck looks like an absolute piece of shit loser so kinda gotta say this is objectively false.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re not wrong, but, they’d look worse without them. Lol “objectively” after a completely subjective statement though

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• JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I set out to find some counter-examples, but couldn’t really find any. So here’s my Q…..

  Why is OP’s assertion true? What is it about having ‘void eyes’ that routinely triggers other peoples’ ‘cool flag?’

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve always thought it was more about the fact that they hide our eyes generally. We mostly do stupid shit with our eyes that make us less cool, sunglasses take away one avenue we’d just use to embarrass ourselves.

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There definitely exceptions

  Gotta say those flippy top ones only look cool if you can pull off a full 80s beach holiday look with it. Those light reactive ones kinda end up giving history teacher vibes rather than cool vibes any time I’ve seen them. Oakley’s when not on a ski slope (and even then tbh) kinda makes the wearer look like an out of touch boomer.

  I’m not a big fan of those super thin 90s styles coming back in, but some people can definitely pull them off

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• makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Counterpoint: John Oliver in sunglasses looks like a dork but he looks respectable in glasses

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• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kim Jung-il.

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think Trump would look like a dork with sunglasses

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He can’t look worse…

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A cult leader in NZ who goes by the name Apostle Brian Tamaki looks like a drunk hiding a black eye when wearing his signature tough guy sunglasses.

  He’s not cool, and even less so with sunnies.

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t lol

  I can’t find a single pair that I don’t look absolutely ridiculous in. But then again people have said I look like Peewee Herman so I look ridiculous no matter what is on my stupid face lol

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• LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some assholes used to call me blind in highschool because I wore Transitions 😒

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• VeryVito@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did you forget about Oakleys? There’s nothing cool about a J6’er.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “bro, it’s raining”

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  • rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They protect your eyes from the rain. Especially awesome while running or cycling.

    Or you know… just normal glasses ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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• Lag@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Unless you get heated sunglasses.

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