Is there a Paula Deen of the Midwest?

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• meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I grew up in a household that kept with a healthy Mediterranean diet, no sugar, drinking whatever milk my mom decided was healthiest at the time, salads and kale chips, where cutting the bottom of a broccoli stock would be considered a cookie-

  And then I moved to the Midwest. My god the orgasmic feeling of digging into chicken wings for the first time or a corn pudding. I had no clue that everyone here puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes or in a sandwich with peanut butter, like what?

  And pizza- PIZZA. Look, I’ve had plenty of pizza before, vegan, peach slices on arugula with a light sauce. But Chicago deep dish? Pizza or not it’s a monument to man’s gluttony. Double dough? My god that thicc slice is choice.

  The chef’s here are essentially participating in assisted suicide, and it’s the best thing ever. When I go out now, I’m going to Dr. Kavorkian’s 24 hour diner, extra gravy please.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You have a way with words.

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• BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Guy Fieri is from Ohio

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That explains so much

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  • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No friggin way. I always though he was from the Pacific West or somthing.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nope, he’s Columbus’s favorite son. So much so that the left wing has been meming about renaming the city Flavortown for years

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I assumed he came from the West Coast of Hell.

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And plenty of Cream of ______ soup

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  • Maeve@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don't forget 5 pounds of butter.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Topped off with an extra can of Cream of Butter soup.

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Neckbeard?

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s where all the flavor is

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• inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Me adding a third block of cream cheese: Image

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anybody can cook like Paula Dean. All you need is lots of butter, cheese, and racism.

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• BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Packet of ranch mix. Then you put a packet of ranch on top of that. Now into the crockpot for a week.

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• newtraditionalists@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ree Drummond

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• slingstone@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I picture a lady named Marge wearing Mom jeans and a sweater vest with an accent like the characters in Fargo.

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Where does creme cheese come in blocks?

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  • cujo255@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    …everywhere? In the us at least it does

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Here in the Netherlands I’ve never seen it not come in a tub.

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  • Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In the Midwest, obviously.

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  • hoch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve never seen cream cheese not in a block

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    • ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Costco has some cream cheese in tubs, from what I recall.

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• mossberg590@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Taste Buds with Stephanie youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJqY8NWLktiQGkFfOAVKhF…

  Or Relish with Yia Yang on PBS

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