Why do we have a bunch of ways to say good night, but only one way to say good morning?

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rise and shine, motherfucker 

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Top of the morn’n, motherfucker.

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• 69420@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

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  • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wakey wakey, hands off the snakey!

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why do men sleep this way? I watch people sleep professionally and it’s definitely a thing. It doesn’t even appear to be sexual for the most part dudes just like…? instinctively…? sleep cupping their weens with one or both hands…? I would be fascinated to hear some AMAB perspectives on this.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No one has the energy to invent new ones first thing in the morning.

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does “fuok you” count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.

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  • Rhoeri@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This actually make be laugh out loud! Thanks! I need this.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck you

      (I haven’t had breakfast)

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  • ElanoidesWahl@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=upuxPvnoQrY

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• Ioughttamow@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Top o’ the mornin, guvna!

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  • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Goood morrrow, m’lord

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• Rhoeri@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who’s we?

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  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The part of my brain that was in control when I made this post.

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    • rollin@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was it the part that’s normally responsible for pooping?

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  DO we have a bunch of ways to say good night?

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  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah.

    Nighty night. Sleep Well. Sweet dreams.

    Actually now I’m blanking

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mornin’! … mrnn… Slept well? Breakfast’s ready! Hope you have a nice day! Cooooofffffeeeeeeee… 🧟‍♀️

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We have a bunch of ways for both though.

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• EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because mornings suck

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL, YOU SHITHEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW!”

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• bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “The suns awake so Im awake!” Is the most unhinged one ive experenced.

  Carpe Diam

  Otherwise most good mornings have the assumption that you will see them for the rest of day unlike sleep

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• siha@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wake the fuck up samurai

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• gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We don’t, hope that helps

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• rossman@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess waking someone up is easy like yelling. Having someone go to sleep when they don’t feel like it needs some finesse.

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