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Rise and shine, motherfucker
Submitted 1 day ago by peopleproblems@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Rise and shine, motherfucker
Top of the morn’n, motherfucker.
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
Wakey wakey, hands off the snakey!
Why do men sleep this way? I watch people sleep professionally and it’s definitely a thing. It doesn’t even appear to be sexual for the most part dudes just like…? instinctively…? sleep cupping their weens with one or both hands…? I would be fascinated to hear some AMAB perspectives on this.
No one has the energy to invent new ones first thing in the morning.
Top o’ the mornin, guvna!
Goood morrrow, m’lord
Does “fuok you” count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.
Who’s we?
The part of my brain that was in control when I made this post.
Was it the part that’s normally responsible for pooping?
“YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL, YOU SHITHEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW!”
We have a bunch of ways for both though.
Wake the fuck up samurai
DO we have a bunch of ways to say good night?
Yeah.
Nighty night. Sleep Well. Sweet dreams.
Actually now I’m blanking
Mornin’! … mrnn… Slept well? Breakfast’s ready! Hope you have a nice day! Cooooofffffeeeeeeee… 🧟♀️
“The suns awake so Im awake!” Is the most unhinged one ive experenced.
Carpe Diam
Otherwise most good mornings have the assumption that you will see them for the rest of day unlike sleep
We don’t, hope that helps
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 hours ago
Because mornings suck