Submitted 8 hours ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/af254e05-36dd-4c90-8ad4-3d005d501912.png
As pleasant as that looks, it matters not to me.
I ask my barber for the “full works”, sit back, and close my eyes for half hour listening to whatever generic chilled dance playlist he’s got going on YouTube. It could be a dude, a woman, or anything in between - it matters not.
When he slaps my shoulders and says “ok boss, what do you think?”, that’s my cue to get up and leave.
It’s my brief moment of indulgence every other month or so.
Yes, and I found it quite refreshing. It inspired me to get a straight razor, which was quite nice to use. Though keeping it adequately sharp was annoying enough that I switched to a double bladed safety razor, which is also quite nice to use.
…why is this a shitpost?
Because he only posted this because of the boobs.
TASSIVE MITS
Had my head and face shaved in Toulons when the submarine I was on pulled in there.
I don’t remember my barber looking anything like this, though.
Did I get ripped off?
Had one on my sisters.wedding day. Made my face hurt. Probably not as nice as the one pictured.
It’s not like she has no idea customers are looking at her tits all day. She must have some sort of consideration there.
Maybe she put some thought into. “I have a great set of tits. I am not going to do any porno stuff. What legit job can I get where I get to show off my massive tits”
Interesting way to reduce a complex person down to nothing.
Not like that, no.
I can definitely see a unique selling point here.
Lesbians :)
mech@feddit.org 8 hours ago
My barber’s tits are just as big, but a lot more hairy.