Submitted 3 weeks ago by Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Pigs are just 4 legged humans that are dumber. Since most of their organs are similar to ours. Heck! Human meat tastes like pork
They also use pig carcasses for ballistic tests as they’re all similar.
Also, once the pigs take over the farm they start walking on two legs.
Why do you know what human meat tastes like?
Human meat is literally called “long pig”.
Yes. The term came from the Polynesian languages into English via Missionaries. The island people would war with their enemies and the winner got to eat the loser, calling them long pigs.
From my other comment: ‘Jeremy Wade talked about how he asked some former cannibals what human meat tasted like’
Dumber?
Have you not seen the state of humanity?
Ehhhhhh fair enough
Friend, have you had human meat or is this just common knowledge?
Jeremy Wade talked about how he asked some former cannibals what human meat tasted like
Honestly, as some form of burial practice, as disgusting as I might find it, I could morally tolerate it. 🤷
Pigs are just 4 legged humans that are dumber.
Many humans are way dumber than the dumbest pig. You have many specimens here and on other social networks.
Pff I’d love to see a pig try to destroy its own environment for profit
Heck! Human meat tastes like pork
If the TV show Whitechapel taught me anything , it’s that human meat does NOT taste like pork.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.
Uh … apparently.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
How does one gain this knowledge?
Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Much like walking, you just have to take it one foot after the other
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same way I did; make it up.
Engywuck@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Thanks, Hannibal.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Right, but what about the pigs?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Same difference.
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Oh ok thank you sir!