Submitted 2 days ago by Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Pigs are just 4 legged humans that are dumber. Since most of their organs are similar to ours. Heck! Human meat tastes like pork
They also use pig carcasses for ballistic tests as they’re all similar.
Also, once the pigs take over the farm they start walking on two legs.
Why do you know what human meat tastes like?
Human meat is literally called “long pig”.
Yes. The term came from the Polynesian languages into English via Missionaries. The island people would war with their enemies and the winner got to eat the loser, calling them long pigs.
From my other comment: ‘Jeremy Wade talked about how he asked some former cannibals what human meat tasted like’
Dumber?
Have you not seen the state of humanity?
Ehhhhhh fair enough
Friend, have you had human meat or is this just common knowledge?
Jeremy Wade talked about how he asked some former cannibals what human meat tasted like
Honestly, as some form of burial practice, as disgusting as I might find it, I could morally tolerate it. 🤷
Pff I’d love to see a pig try to destroy its own environment for profit
Pigs are just 4 legged humans that are dumber.
Many humans are way dumber than the dumbest pig. You have many specimens here and on other social networks.
Heck! Human meat tastes like pork
If the TV show Whitechapel taught me anything , it’s that human meat does NOT taste like pork.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Not … so much. Shorter muscles like pecs are more pork-like, but the longer muscles like hamstrings are more chicken-like. Paradoxically, more cooking time is needed for the shorter muscles, otherwise they end up dry, even though they have more fat.
Uh … apparently.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
How does one gain this knowledge?
Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Much like walking, you just have to take it one foot after the other
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Same way I did; make it up.
Engywuck@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Thanks, Hannibal.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Right, but what about the pigs?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Same difference.
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Oh ok thank you sir!