Sobbing “please wake up”.
Tonight... you
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Naich@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“It’s like he’s threatenin’ me or somthin’.”
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“He’s just a dog, Carl.”
otacon239@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I recognize “he knows, don’t go home” from Minority Report. Solid reference.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I know what you did last summer”
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
- I’m so ready for this, aren’t you?
- respawn in 5…4…3…2…1…
- I left the keys to your door under the mat, I’ll be back tonight
- I’m coming…
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
“Hail Hydra” was my go-to for a bit XD
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock”
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“I’m going to masterbate with my own tears later”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t worry, I didn’t borrow your toothbrush. ;)
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tomorrow me
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the “everytime I poop I think of you” is actually crazy
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
most of these would get me 🥺
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“Look me in the eye if you have your plug in too.”