Cuntry music

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Waylon sings my favourite country lyric:

  I’m gonna find me a reckless woman, Razor blades and dice in her eyes. Just a touch of sadness in her fingers. Thunder and lightning in her thighs.

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Song name? Boy got bars

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s the Highwaymen. Song title: silver stallion.

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    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Waylon Jennings Live on the album In League with Dragons

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• rosefiend@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He said that about Toby Keith, not the almighty GARTH

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  • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kris Kristofferson said that about Toby Keith.

    Kris was a veteran who was anti-war. Keith was a loudmouth piece of shit “patriot” who never did shit for anyone. The occasion was a concert for Willie Nelson’s birthday and Keith was needling Kristofferson about not singing any of that pansy peace stuff.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Kris Kristofferson is an American hero. His care and support for controversial women artists is beyond the pale. He’ll never be recognized for his impact even when he’s remembered with high esteem

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    • Zagam@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Kristofferson was saying it about Kieth but his quote (reportedly) was

      “You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.

      I shook my head.

      “They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.”

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What did pantyhose do for fingerfucking? I don’t get it …

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  • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It ruins it. With stockings you can reach the prize. Pantyhose blocks access.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’ll understand when you’re older.

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I genuinely don’t know how you could possibly misunderstand this. If you’re wearing pantyhose, you can’t get finger-banged no matter how much you want it. If your partner is wearing them, same thing…

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, pantyhose is pretty flexible, you can relatively easily rip it apart (though the pantyhose wearer might not be pleased about that) and most woman wear panties anyway, pantyhose can’t be that much harder to pull down than panties.

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More difficult to enjoy…

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  …Got in the way?

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Freshness seal?

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Garth Brooks is the Kenny G of country?

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Waylon is my second favorite country performer, right behind Wheeler Walker Jr.

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love how Wheeler Walker Jr could have played it straight, he is a genuinely tallented musician. But nah… Suckin Dick and Kickin Ass.

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    • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gotta love that redneck shit.

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  BURN!

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