HAPPY 2026

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• Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How’d you get this photo of me?

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh, that's you. Good, I thought it was me.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There are many of us, some even older than this (obligatory to post on this day) meme.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The hacker known as Lemmy hacked your webcam. We’re working on an AI Anonymous mask voiceover to demand bitcoin. Check your inbox.

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This felt like a Warframe message, somehow.

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• ghostlychonk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  All my idiot neighbors who light fireworks for literally every “holiday” giving one of my dogs fucking panic attacks can fuck off.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have been collecting fireworks for a moment of absolute barbarity. I want to rent a whole soundstage amp setup and put it on my roof at 2am, then put out the remote controlled fireworks in the yard.

    at 3am, on a Sunday morning I will play stars and stripes forever as loudly as I can on repeat for as long as I can before the police are called.

    randomly between 5-10 minutes one of the 3000 mortar fireworks I have will be set off. once at every hour a large wheel of 5 minute firecrackers will be set off.

    I will not answer my door. I will not comply. they will need to get a warrant to make me stop.

    if, by some miracle, I run out of fireworks before they can physically restrain me I will admit defeat by singing karaoke of shitty 80s pop bands for as long as my voice holds.

    if they do restrain me, I will activate the killswitch and set off all the fireworks at once and will play don’t you forget about me on repeat until someone cuts the power.

    it’s about sending a message. that message: “fuck all of you”

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    • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My neighbors like to set of fire works AND shoot guns in “holidays”.

    He gets so scared that I can’t make plans to go out on those days because his panic attacks are so bad. He whines and cries for hours because my neighbors don’t know when to quit

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How dare they interrupt my gooning!?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Speaking of gooning…

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    • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Lol, WTF

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• shininghero@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Replace the screen with a VR headset and a bottle of warm gluhwein, and that’s my evening. Enjoying virtual fireworks with friends, getting drunk, and not having to worry about driving home afterwards.

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I always thought you were American.

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    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Story of the internet brah, everyone thinks everyone else is American.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!

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• Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s raining here so I don’t even have to try to ignore it or crank up the air purifiers to deal with the toxin smoke stank, thank god

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Its another fucking retarded politics dominated year of doom. But mid terms… STFU, its going to be the same shit different year.

  But for whatevers worth, fuck 2025. I hope nobody ever has to relieve this piece of shit year ever again.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  forgot the earplugs/headphones. just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they don’t intruded upon your peace.

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