Isn't that how you break up?

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.

  At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe there’s a god above

    But all I ever learned in love

    Was how to spot at someone

    Who outdrew ya

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    • OrangeScentedFish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hallelujah, hallelujah

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  • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You always have a solution for every problem my Lord and Savior.

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

  Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

    No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you not have loud farts?

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    • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression

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• RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Talk about being gaslit

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So tragic 😔

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The future dissolution of that new couple is going to incredible.

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• NachBarcelona@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Living the stink life. 🤌💨

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