I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
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I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔
Do you not have loud farts?
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
If you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression
Talk about being gaslit
So tragic 😔
The future dissolution of that new couple is going to incredible.
Living the stink life. 🤌💨
simplejack@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
That’s when you tell the girlfriend that he faked an STI test and gave you something incurable.
At the very least that will force them to have couples STI testing done, and she’ll ask for verification from the doctor directly. So that’ll add a some tension in their lives for a few days / weeks.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Maybe there’s a god above
But all I ever learned in love
Was how to spot at someone
Who outdrew ya
OrangeScentedFish@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
Hallelujah, hallelujah
Rooty@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
You always have a solution for every problem my Lord and Savior.