Submitted 19 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to [deleted]
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*Stuart Mackenzie:*Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate “The Colonel”?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart arse!
Now I have a hankering for KFC.
Popeye’s is better than KFC where I live.
Good damn it! This is the final straw!! Give me two or three more of those beers and then we’re going to fucking riot!
You’re thinking of the Illumanti …. they invented alcoholism to control society 10,000 years ago
You mean Queen Victoria used opium to control the Chinese.
Now we have Oxycodone.
Turns out that is the Opiate of the people.
The sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions… Manufactured by Purdue.
Tankies when they develop an alcohol addiction:
they are putting unhappiness in our lives to make us want their drugs.
Joke’s on them, the knowers boof hard liqour everyday to spook the spooks!
Domestically, it’s the ATF that does this
laced with nicotine
The beer is putting chemicals in the cia to make them want you every day.
First good thing the CIA have ever done
(JK, beer is nasty and fruity cider is much nicer)
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
This is true
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Oh, fuck, everyone. Be cool.