Archeologists call items like these “mating ritual” objects
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Submitted 8 hours ago by agent_nycto@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 hours ago
Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 8 hours ago
The hole for the dolphin should be on top so when you cum, it flies out the blowhole
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
So Im def not an expert, but isn’t not cumming part of the point of these?
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Ostensibly.
It’s prevents direct stimulation, but life, uh, finds a way
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
theres no squirtle in pokemon cum&go
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
… are… are those… children chastity sleeves or something?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Thought they were trailer hitch locks at first.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
They are, in a way
frog@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
My first thought was faucet locks but looking at it, it wouldn’t work.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Can’t fool me, OP.
That one on the top right is from Bubble Bobble.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Soulphite@reddthat.com 8 hours ago
Reptar usually.
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I literally started a nuzlocke run last night with a totodile named Reptar. Had me feeling a little paranoid for a second there lol
HKPiax@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Pokecock
Chastity_Pinguino@lemmynsfw.com 3 hours ago
None, I designed my own:
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