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Cops hassling Santa for not having papers to be in the US

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is the political situation in the USA a shitpost to you OP? You’re finding it comedic?

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    • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean, I live here in the USA. Laughter is the only response I have left. I'm too tired to be scared, and there's no point in getting angry since there's nothing I can do about it that wouldn't leave me hurt worse.

      So the only answer left is to laugh about it.

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    • apftwb@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you don’t laugh, you will cry. Gallows humor

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’m all about gallows humor, but there is nothing funny about what ICE is doing here.

      I guess I do have a line.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      if I stop laughing you should be worried, because it means I have finally had a psychotic break.

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was checking if you were one of the accounts that gets made and spams 10 news/political posts in it’s first day of existence (I block those).

    You aren’t, but for fucks sake you commented on one of the anti-news shitposts last week. You know that plenty of people don’t want this sort of shit in the shitposting comm.

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    • johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I honestly didn’t think about that, I just saw this when I was driving around and thought it was funny. Thought this was a good community for it. Since it wasn’t actually serious.

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  • reddit_sux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He always seemed to be a shady character, I mean who leaves gifts for kids for free. How does that make any economic sense? /S

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    • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Must be a commie, he’s even dressed in red!

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Santa gonna have a HUGE tarrif bill.

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All those folks for one dude and not one said “hey, this is ridiculous, immoral and simply evil”? This is why America cannot succeed as a culture: there are too many villains and not enough people with functioning hearts and brains.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The people they hire would NEVER feel that way. They filter out any trace of empathy in the interview process.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Where is Santa a citizen, there’s gotta be some country where he’s been given citizenship even if only as a stunt does st nick’s birthplace of turkey help him there.

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    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yes, he’s officially a Canadian citizen

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      • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No he’s not.

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(politician)

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      wtf, st nick comes from Spain, or at least he lives there

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      • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The earliest version of Santa Claus “sinterklass” is from Spain yes but St Nicholas the figure was born and spent much of his life in modern day turkey part of rome at the time.

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I knew this would happen

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