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Cops are like vampires. They can't come into your house unless invited.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Thorry@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I might have some bad news for you about cops my man

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    • MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Officer Smith 👮🏻‍♂️heard a cry for help from behind the window

      An MRAP was requisitioned and a tactical breach occurred through the living room

      All bodycams were non functional. The rollout of bodycams for the police department has been plagued with technical difficulties since it was announced a decade ago.

      We were unable to determine who threw the incendiary grenade into the baby’s crib

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Breonna Taylor would like a word, but she can’t because cops broke into her house unannounced and unidentified and killed her in her sleep.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ummm. Good luck with that!

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean, that’s the theory…

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  • a_person@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They also go away if you shoot them with a silver bullet

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But they can shoot you uninvited.

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  • RavenofDespair@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    they can enter if they have a magic scroll

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some y’all don’t understand American law. Without a warrant, or an active situation of some sort, they cannot come in your home.

    Saw a video the other day of a guy talking to the cops on his porch and the second his hand seemingly passed the doorframe they snatched him. The case revolved around whether the man’s hand was outside or not. He won.

    Don’t allow them in, nor go out.

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  • ShaggyBlarney@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There’s nothing really stopping them except the barely slight chance of future consequences.

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    • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I was once at a house party where the local PD showed up. The host asked if they jad a warrant, then immediately slammed the door in their face. They kicked down the door and he ran out the back.

      Within 10 mins, there were about 20 state troopers, with ARs aimed at the 6 local PD officers, forcing them to strip down out of their underwear (to prevent them from hiding any 'illegal objects lockpicka or weapons) and hauling them off in SUVs, while all of us in our late teens watched.

      Turns out the host was the nephew of Lt. Colonel of the entire state’s state police forces. So when he called in that armed assailants who must be pretending to be local Leo’s, since no officer would ever break down a door without a warrant, they were only too happy to respond with full force.

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  • uncouple9831@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But they can throw a flashbang at a cradle that jumped out at them from inside of a house they didn’t have a warrant to enter.

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  • kbal@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sorry ma'am we have a warrant to suck your blood.

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  • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They can come in if they think they are going into a different home.

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  • devolution@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cops are more like werewolves. They either barge in like bikers or shred the shit out of you in a violent rage.

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How do cops feel about garlic?

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  • MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ha, no. Definitely not true in the U.S.

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  • morto@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In brazil, many cops aren’t like vampires, because if they look into a mirror, they see themselves. Sorry, international lemmy users, but only entendedores entenderão.

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  • not_me@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    C4 is very effective in that situation

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