Boyfriend is secretly gay and loves the smell of cock breath.
Little know fact that more are learning about everyday
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fellas, is it gay to trick your girlfriend into blowing you daily?
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Only if you are a republican shill. I’m so tired of watching youtube ads where they guy starts off talking about the “P” word.
Figlizard@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
I mean, either way. Win win!
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Maybe that’s why he asks for a snowball after she’s done.
slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
You can also get rid of complaints about bad breath by dumping the one who complains. Also frees up time in the morning that was otherwise occupied with sucking unwashed dick. win win
FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Genius.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s absolutely correct. Giving a BJ gets saliva and oxygen flowing. Morning breath is from your mouth “sitting still” all night, closed and dry.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This makes me miss Yahoo Answers, honestly.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also clears out a sore throat
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yep, he’s totally correct. Tell all your girlfriends to spread the word.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
People sometimes confuse cum with sperm. The protein that is the white sticky material that surround the sperm has a very pleasant aromatic smell. It might not taste good but it cleanses the mucous of the mouth leaving a wonderful smell.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s supposed to smell good?