Submitted 3 days ago by InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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“Someone’s breaking into your home. What do you do? Call 911? It takes the police an average of 35 minutes to respond to a 911 call. In that time, a burglar could have his way with your wife, smoke a cigarette, flip her over and go in for seconds.”
Shooting pistols while high on Oxycontin is in the Constitution!
I mean Benjamin Franklin probably would’ve been down for it let’s be honest
Might have taken a little edge off the Civil War. I smell my foot rotting but I can’t feel it!
I literally passed that sign driving to Blue Ridge Tuesday. I was as confused then as I am now. But what are the odds that I see this on Lemmy? I should buy a Powerball ticket.
should buy a Powerball ticket.
No, you have used your luck in this. Try next year.
Fuck that. No way i’m letting some scumbag smoke in my house! *chambers fresh round*
eagle lays an egg
I had a store next to the state where I live that was “Bullets, Bibles & Beer” And sure enough that’s what they sold.
That’s what the BBB always has been.
this place is great. I’ve had my antipsychotics refilled while I bought ammo for my AR. nice guys.
Do you have to have an rx or are they like the cool vet
Georgia
Is “McCayswille” the new name Max Payne took on after he finished shooting down the drugies who killed his family?
(706) would be Atlanta, Georgia.
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 3 days ago
Is the US even a real place?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 days ago
Well GTA is supposed to be the parody, though it’s the other way around nowadays
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I think living in any given GTA game is safer than living in America.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
When I used to go to California, after a certain point I always got hit with severe GTA V uncanny valley vibes.
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 days ago
Depends on what state you’re in, but yeah. Sometimes stuff like GTA might as well be a documentary for how people react here XD
bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I’ve lived here my whole life, and I’m still not sure myself.