The amount of horny because of some pixels and a joke is too much
Happens everytime
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Fitted sheets are an abomination. They don’t fit and they don’t even fold nicely.
Just buy a massive flat sheet and tuck that shit under. Egyptian cotton preferably.
shneancy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
but then when i spin in bed like a rotisserie chicken it all comes off :(
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Ah yes, it’s becoming clear to me that fitted sheets were designed for sexually active people & active sleepers.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I experienced that fitted sheet torment yesterday. Would’ve rather been getting railed.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 hours ago
If only you had this much energy while posting on Lemmy NSFW
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You’ve got to really manhandle that last mattress corner. Really rough it up and bend it into shape.
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
It’s easier when you aren’t getting dicked or licked while doing it. Not as much fun, but easier.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Weird, no ai model recognized this, they pirated petabytes of porn for what, then?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Clearly an appropriated ‘wrong hole’ meme…
zephiriz@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Anyone know where this is from, for um research reason? Got to make sure they are doing it right. Wouldn’t want them to pull a muscle.
MeisterLemmpe@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is this the same lady that gets stuck in the washing machine?
JoShmoe@ani.social 23 hours ago
No she’s some other girl that likes to eat other people’s popcorn.
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Lmao who washes their sheets
Skyline969@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Do people actually struggle to put on a fitted sheet? Find one of the seams on the underside. Hold that, find two more. Determine the long side. Line up the seams to the corners of the mattress. Sheet goes right on.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 23 hours ago
If your headboard is big/fluffy enough so that it contacts the mattress it’s guaranteed to be a pain in the ass imo. Also a pain if you have a mattress protector or some other layer of different texture.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Bend the mattress up, hook it on, do the same on the other side and then kinda tuck it all back down to stop it pulling up again.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
They use the wrong size for the mattress
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 21 hours ago
Buy deeper sheets, give yourself some extra fabric to work with
real_squids@sopuli.xyz 23 hours ago
nah, happens even if your sheets are custom made
MattW03@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Keep pushing ✊️
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
I guess get off the damn bed is not a considered option?
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Then you refuse to fully law down to sleep because the slightest wrong movement will ruin the sheet forcing you to do this again in the morning.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 day ago
“Oh god, oh fuck” - clearly someone struggling to put on a fitted sheet
Klear@quokk.au 1 day ago
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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
We can’t have an unlabeled venn diagram, come on, what’s on the other side?