“Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping.”
The less complicated life of a male
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 1 day ago
Carnauba wax would like a word…
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Out of liquid shower soap? No problem we got some of that carpet cleaner stuff.
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Women: socialized from a young age to uphold beauty standards or else be treated worse for being ‘ugly’
Men: 6 in 1 shampoo go brrr
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 day ago
REI sells a liquid that pretty much does this for when you go camping.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Are you talking about Dr Bronns, which also comes with large amounts of reading material printed all over the bottle?
RedMari@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Dr. Bronners is goated. Best soap
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No, it was something else I’ve never heard of, geared specifically towards camping.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Men: If hair is damaged, cut it off.
l_isqof@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
What about the laundry? Can I use it as well?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 hours ago
If it’s Dr. Bronner’s? Yes.
url@feddit.fr 1 day ago
Toothpaste, Toilet cleaner, Ketchup
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Dawn, if you’re wondering.
4grams@awful.systems 1 day ago
I use Dr. Bronners hemp peppermint for everything. Soap, shampoo, toothpaste, dish soap, dog shampoo, hell, I once washed my car with it.
Ok, so I only use it as toothpaste while camping, but still, I could.
watson@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I went through I think a couple of years where I used exclusively Dr. Bronner‘s. But I got tired of smelling like a mint all the time. And it doesn’t taste great when you use it as toothpaste.
RedMari@reddthat.com 1 day ago
They make toothpaste too.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 day ago
From experience, I can tell you this is actually short haired vs long haired people. You can’t really grow out your hair without the ends going to shit if you mistreat it.
Siethron@lemmy.world 1 day ago
When I grew my hair out for the first time I mentioned to a woman that it was so much more work than I thought it would be.
She said “what you have to shampoo and condition now?”
I had no idea how important conditioning was, I could run a comb through my hair again without pulling half of it out after conditioning for the first time. The 2 in 1 mens shampoo did not work.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Well, yeah, mine looks like crap, but I don’t have the time to care, and the long hair hides the large patch of psoriasis on the back of my neck.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Even literally just using the right shampoo as opposed to something like body wash can make a big difference, in case you’re interested