Life is silly

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seattle says what?

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I still think it’s making fun of labradoodles, tho’.

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• FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I enjoy mushrooms too

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Labradoodle:

  stares at photographer while slightly out of focus

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “fuck now she’s gonna be asking me when I’m gonna propose for the next six months”

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• cyrano@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Enjoy life. Nothing wrong to admire the plants 🌱

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What did the bush say, exactly?

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Please help me.”

    HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH

    “Listen, I just got pissed on by a Labradoodle. Don’t panic but it won’t stop staring at me and it’s right behind you…”

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

    August 2004.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “MOSES, TAKE THESE TABLETS OF MY COMMANDMENTS BACK TO YOUR PEOPLE.”

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